Re: Corrupt a wish.

[CrazyLamp]

 granted but the IF coil is mess up, cant listen to any thing

 I wish I had a pair F4OCW westy tube for my preheater

[MercuryVapor175]

Granted, but they are cheap tubes that are dim and last only 1000h

I wish that I had a magnetic amplifier that works.

[joe_347V]

Granted but then I took it and replaced it with a cheap knockoff.

I wish I had a 4 way traffic light.

[MercuryVapor175]

Granted, covered in gull debris.

I wish that I had an inductive output tube.

[joe_347V]

Granted but then it had no vacuum.

I wish I had a variac.

[MercuryVapor175]

Granted, I then arced all of its coils before giving it to you.

I wish I had a class B amplifier that can sound good that WORKS!

[SeanB~1]

Granted, but the output is limited to 200mW before it distorts beyond 10%.

I wish the Metro will fix all the dayburners and dead lights.

[MercuryVapor175]

Granted, it will now charge you 3x the taxes.

I wish that the street lights on my street are MH.

[CrazyLamp]

granted but all of them have exploded lamps

I wish my solar battery did not have a dead cell 

[joe_347V]

Granted but then the solar panel is broken.

I wish we had CMH streetlights here.

[MercuryVapor175]

Granted but the electronic ballasts failed within 2 months.

I wish I had a black light MV 175w lamp that works, and isn't broken, no ***** have touched it.

[joe_347V]

Granted but then it trips your breaker.

I wish my street used Powerlite B2217s in 175w MV.

[MercuryVapor175]

Granted but the stupid dark sky association goes around to blow up every single MV pole that they see.

I wish that the Dark Sky Association is non-existent.
 

[CrazyLamp]

granted then you got more dark sky morons running around harpping about lights.

Wish i can get my OV 35 before city of San antonio raze down a strip mall.

[MercuryVapor175]

Granted, but the OV35 has nothing but a shell and a refractor.

I wish that the greenies that promote CFLs and cheap electronic ballasts didn't exist.