Re: Corrupt a wish.

[Jace the Gull]

Granted now Gulls are controlled by the MOTS!

I wish Baboons (that is MercuryVapor175) would wear underwear!

[joe_347V]

Granted but then err nothing happened

I wish my gumball was fully restored.

[MercuryVapor175]

I wish Baboons (that is MercuryVapor175) would wear underwear!

WHAT???  

Granted but they couldn't be used because of the stupid dark Sky Association.

I wish that there was less bugs on this site

[joe_347V]

Granted but then the Gull started charging per post.

I wish I knew why the Gull wished for something so weird:

I wish Baboons (that is MercuryVapor175) would wear underwear!

Maybe his beak is loose?

[MercuryVapor175]

Granted, but he would have to take away all of your streetlights and lamps first.

I wish that gulls were smarter.

[joe_347V]

Granted but the then they stole every single lamp, fixture, and ballast.

I wish gulls had arms instead of wings.

[CrazyLamp]

granted the gull have an arm of those greenstar

I wish the gull are not so noisy mine! mine! mine!

[joe_347V]

Granted but then it's harder to catch them in the act.

I wish gulls would light up at night.

[MercuryVapor175]

Granted, but they would make an awful smell when they did so.

I wish that 100w MV had a clear version that sold at my hardware store and that I could buy their ballasts.

[joe_347V]

Granted but then it's admedium base and the ballasts are 600v

I wish my hardware store sold HID ballasts.

[MercuryVapor175]

Granted but then it's admedium base and the ballasts are 600v

I can solder wires directly to the base and use a step-up transformer, which I can get very easily! 

Granted but they sold for $2000 each because nobody buys them.

I wish that I had a clear 160w SBMV.

[joe_347V]

Granted but then it's covered in Gull "paint" and has a leak in it.

I wish I had more 100w merc ballasts.

[MercuryVapor175]

Granted, but the stupid Dark Sky Association took them from you.

I wish that I had FS-4 starters.

[joe_347V]

Granted but then they have wax caps inside.

I wish I had a ton of preheat ballasts.

[MercuryVapor175]

Granted, but really noisy and also really hot.

I wish that I had a vacuum tube radio that WORKS and with GOOD tubes. (not cheap tubes from China)