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Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on March 08, 2011, 03:59:21 PM
Granted but the old topic got locked!

I wish this got popular again!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: seansy59 on March 08, 2011, 08:05:01 PM
Granted (working on it!)

I wish that I could win a million dollars ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: A_lights on March 09, 2011, 10:10:59 PM
 granted, but that million dollars is ALL mailed to me :P

i wish i wished more before the topic got locked
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on March 09, 2011, 10:31:18 PM
Granted but its too late it is locked, so a new topic has been made for refreshing!

I wish less people didn't care!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on March 09, 2011, 11:48:42 PM
Granted but then everyone would be too focused over this game to post pics

I wish I had a case of Westy clear 100w BT 25 mercs 
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on March 10, 2011, 02:12:35 PM
Granted, but Gull will poop all over it breaking the glass because gull himself doesn't have one!

I wish I was a human!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: seansy59 on March 10, 2011, 02:22:55 PM
Granted! But then you would have to change your name on GOL! ::)
 (Seagull's can type ??? ?)

I wish it was summer vacation so school was over.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on March 11, 2011, 01:57:43 AM
Granted but then you're stuck in summer school while the others are having fun.

I wish I had a pencil.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: seansy59 on March 11, 2011, 05:31:28 AM
Granted, but then I stole it :)

I wish I had a chocolate bar :P
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on March 15, 2011, 01:14:59 AM
Granted but it's a melted one,

I wish I had my pencil back
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: RCM on March 15, 2011, 02:20:44 AM
Granted! it's coated in superglue!
I wish I had a mac!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: seansy59 on March 15, 2011, 08:11:26 AM
Granted! But it had a bad virus and would'nt start up.

I wish I wasn't sick right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on March 15, 2011, 05:44:59 PM
Granted, but you did not know Mac viruses as of now do not exist, so you are still sick!

I wish people knew more about Macs!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: A_lights on April 12, 2011, 09:34:48 AM
Granted, but then everyone uses macs and they become so exepesive b/c apple has a monopoly

I wish I wasn't at school right now
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: RCM on April 12, 2011, 09:24:25 PM
Granted! Your in jail! :P

I wish I had a preheat PL 13 desklamp!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on April 12, 2011, 10:12:23 PM
Granted, but it lights up in soft white color!

I wish RCM was really a Kangaroo!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on April 12, 2011, 10:47:15 PM
Granted but then he moved to Australia!

I wish I had a Gull!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on April 12, 2011, 10:52:31 PM
Granted, but now you have to clean up all the turds all over your place and clean off you since he turded on YOU!

I wish I was a free Gulll, out of Joe's place!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on April 12, 2011, 10:59:56 PM
Granted but then they caught you trying to steal some streetlights!

I wish everything was cleaned and I had a shower!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on April 12, 2011, 11:01:51 PM
Granted, everything is clean and you had your shower! But the minute you turned off the shower, a Gull appeared!

I wish I made a mess in Joe's place with my poop!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on April 12, 2011, 11:03:55 PM
Granted but then I caught you and made you live in a Durastar!

I wish the Gull would stop coming back!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on April 12, 2011, 11:07:44 PM
Granted!!!!! But now you start having NIGHTMARES about the Gull! And he hasn't LITERALLY come back, but NIGHTMARES of the Gull is now in your head! It's WORSE than when Gull was just literally around you!

I wish somebody would accept and enjoy the Gull's appearance!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on April 12, 2011, 11:12:51 PM
Granted but that person turned into a Gull! Anyways even though the Gull keeps coming back in my dreams I keep on catching him.

I wish I knew where the Gull came from!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on April 12, 2011, 11:16:35 PM
Granted, you now know the NAME of the place the Gull came from but you DON'T know WHERE it is!

I wish I had SUPER GULL POWERS!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: RCM on April 13, 2011, 08:27:51 AM
Granted! the only super power you get is being able to launch yourself into orbit :P

I wish I didn't have to work today I'm super tired!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: A_lights on April 17, 2011, 07:54:12 PM
Granted ! however someone else worked your shift because you fell asleep at work :P

i think someone else should wish for me
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on April 17, 2011, 08:19:20 PM
Granted but I made you wish for a Gull present (scroll up)

I wish I won an Internets :P   
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on April 23, 2011, 10:17:00 AM
Granted, you won! But during the rewarding, a Gull told the guy who was giving you a present pointed out that you did not use the correct English....you said "Internets" it just doesn't make sense!

I wish  this post was more active!  (http://www.galleryoflights.org/mb/index.php?topic=496.0)
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on April 23, 2011, 07:03:58 PM
Granted but then no one visits the gallery anymore!

I wish the Gull had a Powerlite R37!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: A_lights on April 26, 2011, 01:22:24 PM
Granted !, but it has a mercury ballast with a capacitor that explodes when he fires it up! The lamp is also damaged

I wish that those led retrofit bulbs were not made for streetlights anymore! My friend from school said his church wants to use them in the parking lot instead of HPS! O_O
(I'm gonna prove they are useless)
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on April 27, 2011, 02:23:37 PM
Granted but then they scrap the old fixtures and install new LED fixtures in there place!

I wish more members would post in the games section!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: A_lights on May 04, 2011, 08:20:03 PM
Granted! however the games section gets so poplar that no one has any time to reply as soon as they want.

i wish that there was less traffic on the road
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on May 05, 2011, 04:55:46 PM
Granted! Now you can't rely on any road kills and they had to shut down more gas stations with vintage fluorescent fixtures, removing and scrapping them!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on May 05, 2011, 08:16:22 PM
Granted, Granted, Granted, Grned, ,ted, ERROR 1A WISH PARAMETER NOT FOUND

I wish the Gull would make a wish!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on May 05, 2011, 10:13:15 PM
Granted! But the Gull made a wish that you WISHED gull did not make a wish!

Gull wishes to poop on Joe!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on May 06, 2011, 02:22:58 AM
Granted but then you miss and I bottle it up and toss it back at you!

I wish the Gull had another traffic light!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: SeanB~1 on May 06, 2011, 01:41:26 PM
Granted, but it is a cheap Chinese Shenzen copy of something Durastar made, but considered too ugly.

I wish the loud party across the road would stop, i will not be able to sleep with the loud music and screaming.

Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on May 08, 2011, 04:04:28 PM
Granted but it's already morning!

I wish I had a couple more mogul sockets.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on May 09, 2011, 09:54:28 AM
Granted! But Gull needed more so he took them away from you, leaving you with same amount....before wishing for anything...you need to remove the Gull!

I wish Joe had the brains to make better wishes!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on May 10, 2011, 01:31:49 AM
Jace, How I dealt with the Gull:

(http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss50/joseph_125ON/Meta/01d1821c.jpg)

To The Moon!



Granted but then my wish was so good it was uncorruptable!

I wish I had 10 cases of mogul sockets! :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on May 10, 2011, 11:30:35 AM
Granted but a Baboon stole your 10 cases of sockets and used all of those to throw at the gull...POOR GULL! All sockets left broken!!!

I wish i wasn't being abused by the Baboon and I wish I was outta the rocketed cage!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on May 15, 2011, 02:54:47 AM
Granted but you're already at the Moon by the point you're out of the cage.

I wish the Gull had a rocket to return back to Earth!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: SeanB~1 on May 15, 2011, 07:45:18 AM
Granted, but your heat shield was made by the cheapest bidder, and turns out to be flammable.

I wish I could find some nice NOS SA made lamps for free.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on May 15, 2011, 07:59:31 PM
Granted but then they're not compatible with what you have and they blow when you try to use them anyways.

I wish someone would respond to the want ad in my sig below:

Quote
Brought to you by 347V Electrical Ltd.
This space is available for rent, please inquire within.
Now Hiring: Seeking Highly Qualified Posters.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on May 26, 2011, 03:07:41 PM
Granted! But can you speak gullish?

I wish people can speak Gullish!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on May 27, 2011, 03:13:20 AM
Granted? But they turn into gulls?

I wish Jace would tell us what is and/or how to speak Gullish  ???
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on May 31, 2011, 08:23:42 AM
Granted, now you all are gulls!!!

I wish those who just now turned into gulls are my soldiers for my new army of GULLS!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: SeanB~1 on May 31, 2011, 03:01:54 PM
Granted, but thet were all classified G5K5 by the medic.

I wish it was not so cold here in winter, 12c is cold if you are not used to it.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on June 01, 2011, 02:52:47 PM
Granted but it gets a lot warmer during the summers!

I wish Jace was no longer a gull!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: A_lights on June 10, 2011, 09:47:17 AM
Granted , however he turns into a peacock and walks around the zoo

I hope it rains so hard in every state Exept where I live! :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on June 10, 2011, 12:47:09 PM
Granted, but the gull and a lot of people are enjoying the LIGHTNING which is a form of LIGHT! Poor Aaron can't enjoy any lightning!!!!

I wish there was no more bugs in Gallery of Lights and was most stable with every perfect features!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: SeanB~1 on June 10, 2011, 02:17:02 PM
Granted, but it was rewritten into FORTRAN, and would only work with a DECWriter or VT 100 terminal. Every image is ASCII art.

I wish I could get a cheaper method of sending lights internationally, I think sometimes I am single handedly helping the Post Office to balance it's budget.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on June 10, 2011, 08:20:07 PM
Granted, you have successfully sent the bulbs to the gull in the cheapest but unreliable and untrusted way....Congrats, you sent it to the guys who likes to play soccer, basketball, and baseball with the shipping boxes...that the crushed glass became...the STUPID Gull's...food....GREAT all the SHARP glass pieces are in Gull's Stomach!

I wish I was a de-beaked Gull!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on June 10, 2011, 09:20:52 PM
Granted but then you got caught for looking odd and got sent to the zoo.

I wish Jace had his beak back!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: SeanB~1 on June 11, 2011, 05:31:16 AM
Granted, but it was put on upside down, so the seagull can only say eniM eniM!

Jace I can pack parcels to survive playing footy with them, I used to do a lot of work in a depot.

I wish I had something to wish for......

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: seansy59 on July 18, 2011, 08:56:18 PM
Granted, but then you can't wish again  ???

I wish my air conditioner was working right now. (Its 90*F in NJ)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: SeanB~1 on July 20, 2011, 01:05:23 PM
Granted, but I don't do call outs for servicing in NJ, and anyway the TSA would look very unkindly at me taking a Portapak and R22 as hand luggage, let alone the set of tools and gauges, never mind the spares.

I wish the metro would come around and fix all the faulty LED fixtures in the street outside, they mostly were working for the WC2010, but have had a lot of failures in complete fixtures or modules since then. ( of course they will have a problem with the one pole outside, the bee nest in there is getting quite big now, thanks to the nice warm pole)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: seansy59 on July 20, 2011, 02:21:41 PM
Granted, they would be fixed, and then I would take them! ::)

I wish my TV was working right now :)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: A_lights on July 20, 2011, 08:36:49 PM
Granted however your TV has a blown cap after it was just repaired and the circuit fryed completely because it leaked oil everywhere

I wish that i had a new phone, i have a 2002 Motorola razor for now
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: seansy59 on July 21, 2011, 05:59:48 PM
Granted, but the bill for a new phone and different service is $898 each month because you make alot of calls  ;D :o

I wish dinner was ready, I'm starving  :P >:(   ;)
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on July 21, 2011, 06:21:01 PM
Granted, but the bill for a new phone and different service is $898 each month because you make alot of calls  ;D :o

Must have went over his data usage because he kept going on GoL with his phone :D



Granted but becuase you wanted your dinner to cook faster you turned up the heat too high and you burnt it .

I wish I had a new keyboard, mine's starting to wear.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: seansy59 on July 21, 2011, 07:26:28 PM
Granted, but the new one is defective out of the box, and the store has no more.

I wish since my dinner was burnt (LOL and it really did), I could have a Subway sub. :D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: A_lights on July 22, 2011, 12:24:10 PM
granted , but the lady puts way too many banana peepers  on it and its REALLY spicy  :P

I wish that i could get rid of these extra keyboards i have laying around, maybe joe_347V  wants one?
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: SeanB~1 on July 22, 2011, 02:41:10 PM
Granted, but they are all old keyboards which only work with the original IBM/XT and just make the computer beep when you plug them in after you but the DIN to PS/2 adaptor.


I had a nice bell pepper with dinner, stuffed with mushrooms and a little Lancashire cheese, very nice. Had some lovely Stilton on the weekend, still have the now empty little ceramic jar.

I wish I can find some nice NOS streetlights to put up outside the window in the front yard, complete with some clear 125W mercury lamps.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on August 10, 2011, 07:22:07 PM
Granted, but IDA started bugging you big time!

I wish this game would start to become very active again!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on August 10, 2011, 09:09:04 PM
Granted, but the game uses too much space on the server. i wish i didn't have to wear braces. >:(
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 10, 2011, 09:45:18 PM
Granted but then you're stuck with a retainer :P


I wish my internet got fixed, some sites take forever to load :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on August 11, 2011, 09:19:59 AM
Granted, but now your hard drive crashed..

I wish i had a GE M-250A
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 11, 2011, 09:43:11 AM
Granted but it has a 277v ballast and the refractor is missing

I wish more people would post in off topic.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: SeanB~1 on August 11, 2011, 10:56:22 AM
Granted, but they only posted praise to DSA.

DSA would never come here, they would get mugged going out of the airport, and the luggage would be stolen.

I wish I could think of something cool to wish for......
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on August 11, 2011, 02:11:23 PM
Granted, but its the north pole. :P

I wish my wishes didn't get corrupt. :-\
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 11, 2011, 03:25:30 PM
Granted but then I have to kick you out of the game, you can't wish for uncorruptable wishes in corrupt a wish ;D

I wish that everyone here had a pencil (random huh? :P)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on August 12, 2011, 09:19:18 PM
Granted but they used them to STAB you Joe!!!

I wish the GoL members knew the Dark Sky actual name is IDA not DSA. IDA stands for International Dark Sky Association
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on August 12, 2011, 09:39:47 PM
IDA looks like "idea" :D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on August 12, 2011, 09:42:18 PM
IDA looks like "idea" :D

Not granted, you did not make a wish, therefore you are a (http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHGxdOnJVcFPHqNz3i2xLLg1c67JedsTAu8TX2JCWqY8q1qq82Bg&t=1)

I wish people would not post comments without wishing on this corrupt a wish game!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on August 12, 2011, 09:45:41 PM
granted but since you called me a loser I'm too upset to make a wish. :P :D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 12, 2011, 09:49:54 PM
WISH ERROR  8F2D23A

LAST PERSON DID NOT MAKE A WISH

I wish people would make wishes when posting.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on August 12, 2011, 09:53:33 PM
i wish i could think of something to wish for....
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: seansy59 on August 12, 2011, 10:00:06 PM
i wish i could think of something to wish for....

Granted. Except it was a bad wish that you though of and doomed us all..... ;D

I wish my cat would stop biting my leg and meowing.
(he wants to play :))
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 12, 2011, 10:34:44 PM
Granted but then he breaks your stuff because he got mad.

I wish everyone on the forum had their own GULL!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on August 13, 2011, 08:58:44 AM
Granted, but we send them all to your house and poo on your head. :P
I wish my computer wasn't this slow............
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: seansy59 on August 13, 2011, 09:01:19 AM
Granted, but then it would be too fast, and then you couldn't keep up with it.  :D


I wish/hope I can get some good garage/yard sale deals today.

(Every Saturday I go garage "sailing")
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 13, 2011, 09:28:40 AM
Granted but then you run out of space.

I wish typing on a touch screen wasn't such a pain.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on August 13, 2011, 09:53:09 AM
Granted, but now you can't type at all on it.

I wish my laptop had a longer battery life.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 13, 2011, 10:04:21 AM
Granted but then it was one of those recalled batteries.

I wish I had a piece of wire.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: seansy59 on August 13, 2011, 10:51:23 AM
Granted, but it was connected to an outlet, and shocked you when you touched it.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on August 13, 2011, 11:21:50 AM
Granted but you still have stomach problems, only it didn't hurt leaving you clueless that you actually have stomach problems and went into MORE serious problems!

I wish my members weren't taking advantage of GoL!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 13, 2011, 08:33:39 PM
Granted but then everybody left :P

I wish I wasn't so sleepy all the time
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: seansy59 on August 13, 2011, 08:51:16 PM
Granted, but then you were on a surgar craze all the time.

I wish I could get new glasses before these break all the way.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 13, 2011, 08:55:45 PM
Granted but then they're blurrier than your last pair.

I wish traffic lights weren't so hard to find locally.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on August 14, 2011, 07:42:17 PM
Granted now there are soooo many traffic lights in service as well as ones not in service, you have to make 1000 red light LONG stops to drive only THREE miles to pick up a traffic light!!!

I wish we had more deaf members!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 14, 2011, 07:53:49 PM
Granted but then nothing would happen

I wish someone would corrupt Jace's wish better!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on August 14, 2011, 09:50:18 PM
Granted but Joe, you now SUCK!

I wish Joe didn't suck!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 14, 2011, 10:26:13 PM
Granted but then I caught the Gull, and subjected it to HPS testing.

I wish Jace wasn't so rude :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on August 14, 2011, 10:27:46 PM
Granted, now you got a boring sleeping gull! (Who watches sleeping animals in the zoo!)

I wish I was polite!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: seansy59 on August 15, 2011, 08:49:16 AM
Granted, but then you wouldn't be so funny  :D  ;)

I wish it would stop raining
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 15, 2011, 09:00:45 AM
Granted but then it snows instead

I wish my area had more sun.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: SeanB~1 on August 15, 2011, 10:42:37 AM
Granted, but then it gets so hot you must run the AC all the time, and all the plants die from heat stress.

I wish it would not rain every weekend, but not much during the week.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on August 16, 2011, 07:35:20 PM
Granted, now the children and monkeys won't stop bothering you!

I wish I had a monkey!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: seansy59 on August 16, 2011, 08:41:31 PM
Granted, but then he would attack you, because you are "THE GULL


I wish I had a steak and mashed potato dinner right now.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 16, 2011, 08:58:08 PM
Granted but then it was all soggy because you microwaved it.

I wish everyone here had a monkey!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on August 16, 2011, 09:31:45 PM
Granted but all the monkeys went AFTER the Gull....but the Gull outsmarted the monkeys...KILLING them...somehow....

I wish I had super Gull Powers!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: seansy59 on August 16, 2011, 09:58:23 PM
Granted, but then you got into trouble because you then could steal lights off the tops of the poles with "super strength"


I wish I picked up the 400 watt low bay MH light I saw at a flea market for $30 the other day.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 17, 2011, 07:26:42 AM
Granted but then you couldn't find a good place to mount it.

I wish I had a DeGullification device!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on August 17, 2011, 08:32:48 AM
Granted you got it, but it doesn't work, it's a rip off product!

I wish I had a monkey!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: seansy59 on August 17, 2011, 10:36:50 AM
Grated, but then he ate all of your bananas


I wish I had another kitten.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 17, 2011, 11:13:10 AM
Granted but then he messes up your computer

I wish my DeGullification device actually worked!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on August 17, 2011, 12:22:01 PM
Granted, It works, but not the way you wanted it to work, it actually attracted gulls!

I wish I was not a gull that got attracted to Joe's Degullification Device!!!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 17, 2011, 02:19:36 PM
Granted but then the Degullification device overloaded and turned everyone into Gulls!

I wish everyone wasn't a Gull anymore!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on August 17, 2011, 05:28:37 PM
Granted, but we all turned into flesh feeding monsters that ate any and everything that didn't eat us first! :o

I wish i didn't comeup with crazy ideas like this.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 17, 2011, 08:03:44 PM
Granted but then I kick you out of the game!

I wish someone here will come up with more crazier wishes!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: seansy59 on August 17, 2011, 09:21:41 PM
Granted!.....then......


I WISH I CAN CONTROL THE WORLD!  ::)
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 17, 2011, 10:14:06 PM
Granted but then everyone else in the world hated the idea and overthrew you!

I wish I had a neon pedestrian signal!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: SeanB~1 on August 18, 2011, 12:00:43 AM
Granted, but the neon tube inside is so old that the tube is black from sputtered material and barely glows.

I wish summer would hurry up and come.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on August 18, 2011, 10:29:01 AM
Granted, butit's rotten potatoes and the steak has worms in it.


I wish the roll eyes icon worked because this is what happens,  ::)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: seansy59 on August 18, 2011, 10:52:27 AM
Granted. But then too many people would get a headache from rollin' there eyes.

I wish/hope my baby bunny survives.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on August 18, 2011, 11:29:17 AM
Granted, but it gets mutated and destroys the world.

I hope Apes don't take over the planet. :o :(
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 18, 2011, 05:20:32 PM
Granted but then Gulls take over the planet instead! :P

I wish the Gulls didn't take over the planet. (http://galleryoflights.org/mb/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on August 19, 2011, 05:05:40 PM
Granted now we got too many fish and bugs cuz gulls weren't around to.....EAT those pesky stuff!


Granted, butit's rotten potatoes and the steak has worms in it.


UMMM dude....I wish you refreshed before posting a grant....This grant is outdated!!! from page 7.....so how would one corrupt this following wish

I wish summer would hurry up and come.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 19, 2011, 07:08:42 PM
UMMM dude....I wish you refreshed before posting a grant....This grant is outdated!!! from page 7.....so how would one corrupt this following wish

Granted but then he uses up all his bandwudth by constantly refreshing every page every second.

I wish summer would hurry up and come.

Granted  but then people in the Northern Hemisphere get mad at you since you made winter come early for them.



I wish I didn't have to grant two wishes in the same post!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on August 20, 2011, 12:42:37 PM
Granted, but now you must grant three wishes.

I wish this game wasn't co corrupt

Quote
On a side note though, Jace are you going to fix that icon?
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 20, 2011, 02:56:45 PM
Granted but then you gain nothing! (http://galleryoflights.org/mb/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)

I wish people could think of more creative wishes! :o
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on August 20, 2011, 05:21:43 PM
Granted but not everyone is as creative as the GULL!

I wish Joe owned LG and GoL! (creative enough?)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on August 20, 2011, 06:02:19 PM
Granted, but then he can ban you for being a gull!

I wish I could win a million dollars ;D
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 20, 2011, 06:18:24 PM
Granted, do you want that in Monopoly money or play money! ;D

I wish everyone here had a Powerlite B2255!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on August 20, 2011, 07:05:01 PM
Granted, but i don't want one. 
How did you get the roll eye icon to work? When i click it, this is what happens. ::)
I wish that stopped hapening. >:(
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 20, 2011, 07:58:43 PM
Granted but then you got confused with the img tags (hint: quote my post to see the code) (http://galleryoflights.org/mb/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif) (http://galleryoflights.org/mb/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)

I wish everyone gave the Powerlite B2255 I gave them to streetlight98! :P ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on August 24, 2011, 06:30:43 PM

Granted, but then i morf them into LED lights. :o JK, I'd never do that to any cobrahead. ;)

I wish I had an R37? I like those. ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on August 24, 2011, 07:22:49 PM
Granted, but the Gull still doesn't have one!

I wish I fixed this following icon  ::) which is supposed to look like (http://galleryoflights.org/mb/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 24, 2011, 07:29:17 PM
Granted but the programmer you hired to fix it costs too much. :P


[gloating]

(http://galleryoflights.org/mb/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)(http://galleryoflights.org/mb/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)(http://galleryoflights.org/mb/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif) I don't see a problem with the roll smile

I can even use gallery smiles too! (http://www.galleryoflights.org/mb/gallery/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) (http://www.galleryoflights.org/mb/gallery/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif)

[/gloating]


I wish we had [/spoiler] tags on this forum! ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on August 24, 2011, 07:33:20 PM
Granted but no need tags because now the rolls have been fixed... :8) :8) :8)   see with new sets of smiles....now the gull is  >:D

I wish people appreciated gulls more!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on August 24, 2011, 07:36:38 PM
I like the afro  O0  But wat is a "Azn"?
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on August 24, 2011, 07:38:48 PM
I like the afro  O0  But wat is a "Azn"?


(ERROR! Wish Input undefined. Corruption Processing Failed! Wish not granted nor corrupted!)



I wish wish wish wish Streetlights98 would stay with the game!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on August 24, 2011, 07:40:55 PM
I wish I knew what an "Azn" was.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on August 24, 2011, 07:42:21 PM
I wish I knew what an "Azn" was.

Wish is NOT granted because you did not corrupt the wish before this one, therefore wish has not been granted!

I wish streetlights98 would play this game correctly! What a loser eh!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 24, 2011, 07:44:40 PM
I wish I knew what an "Azn" was.

Granted but you could have used Google (http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&source=hp&biw=1356&bih=582&q=azn&oq=azn&aq=f&aqi=g1g-s1g1g-s1g6&aql=1&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=893l3042l0l3302l7l7l2l0l0l0l231l889l0.3.2l5l0) :P



I wish streetlights98 would play this game correctly! What a loser eh!

Also Granted but then we won't have to find creative ways to tell him to play the game correctly anymore!



I wish I had a B2227!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on August 24, 2011, 08:09:08 PM
Granted but as you picked it up, you accidently dropped it...and it broke the glass AND CRUSHED the poor gull!


I wish people saw the new icons added... :incandescent:  :MV: :hps:
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 24, 2011, 10:22:51 PM
Granted but then they kept on using them in every single post.

I wish my B2227 was fixed with a new refractor and the the Gull uncrushed.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on August 25, 2011, 08:36:22 AM
Granted, but then the uncrushed gull pooed on you and stole your B2227

I wish I had an R37 :D
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on August 25, 2011, 04:13:06 PM
Granted but the Gull stole it too since a R37 is the same thing as a B2227! :P

I wish streetlight98 read my Powerlite Guide (http://www.galleryoflights.org/mb/index.php?topic=254.msg3703#msg3703) so he'd know that a R37 is just the later Sylvania version of a Powerlite B2227! :8)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on August 25, 2011, 05:49:21 PM
Granted but he just didn't agree!

I wish people knew and guessed who  the new Administrator  (http://www.galleryoflights.org/mb/index.php?topic=604.msg4266#msg4266) is going to be!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: A_lights on August 29, 2011, 12:25:44 AM
Granted : we now know who the new admin is!

i wish that i could fly without being a gull
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on August 29, 2011, 08:20:56 AM
Granted, but now you are simply an UGLY bird...the BLACK TURKEY VULTURE!

I wish Hurricane Irene destroyed the EPACT07 papers and the concept of the law!!!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on September 15, 2011, 08:44:19 PM
Granted but then there's chaos everywhere, no one fixed the downed power lines...etc.

I wish the gallery was fixed!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on September 15, 2011, 08:47:15 PM
Granted, but then the froum crashes. I wish I didn't have a social studies test tomorrow. :P
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on September 16, 2011, 09:12:01 AM
Granted but then I give you a physics test instead, I wish it was warmer here.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: SeanB~1 on September 16, 2011, 02:01:28 PM
Granted, but you get constant brownouts and regular power cuts due to overloaded lines because everybody is using AC.

I wish the copper thieves would stop.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on September 16, 2011, 03:46:48 PM
Granted, but then there would be platinum theves.
I wish I could just go to sleep now. It's only 4:47 PM here, but I'm tired. :P
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on September 16, 2011, 06:51:06 PM
Granted but then you still have to do my physics test. :P

I wish Michael did my test. :P
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on September 17, 2011, 03:22:44 PM
Granted Joe, but now Michael is the smart one and got rich while you are brainless and homeless being best friends with GULLS!

I wish I had wishes!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on September 17, 2011, 05:28:14 PM
Granted but then you're forced to be my slave and do my every bidding, MWAHAHAHA!

I wish the Gull wasn't my slave anymore.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on September 17, 2011, 06:27:16 PM
Granted...wait a minute...Gull was never your slave, you are Gull's slave!

I wish Joe was Gull's worst slave!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on September 17, 2011, 06:32:02 PM
granted, but Gull ate him for being bad and now the Gull needs a new slave. :o

I wish i had a Crouse Hinds OVC.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on September 17, 2011, 07:30:55 PM
 
granted, but Gull ate him for being bad and now the Gull needs a new slave. :o

Since when can Gulls eat people ???  :8)



Granted but then it's covered in Gull gifts and has a blown ballast

I wish Michael had a NOS and in perfect condition OVC!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on September 17, 2011, 08:08:31 PM
Granted But it is in 75 watt MV and didn't come with one!

I wish I could wish something right now!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on September 17, 2011, 09:22:15 PM
Granted, but i stole your wish. :P
I wish I found some old light catalogs that cannot be corrupt in any way
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on September 17, 2011, 09:28:26 PM
Granted but they're "old" Durastar catalogues

I wish everyone here had a Durastar 20 and a Durastar 30.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on September 18, 2011, 09:33:44 AM
Granted but it was used as weapons against Joe!

I wish for nothing!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on September 18, 2011, 11:17:57 AM
Granted but then I catch you and send you off to Michael so I could trade him for a OV10

I wish everyone had this coupon:
(http://www.galleryoflights.org/mb/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=82;type=avatar)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on September 18, 2011, 09:26:54 PM
You can have my OV10 in my will. :P
Granted, but i tear up the coupon.
I wish I can get the two T17 lights soon.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on September 18, 2011, 09:36:55 PM
Granted, but it cost one Gull coupon, untorn, not taped up, not reprinted, only the original coupon!!!

 I wish people weren't dumb!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on September 18, 2011, 09:39:33 PM
Granted, but then this game wouldn't exist.
I wish my grandfather wasn't ill. :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: A_lights on September 28, 2011, 08:10:56 AM
Granted , he is now the healthiest person alive!

I wish i could have better grades because i have a car but can't drive it!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on September 28, 2011, 12:48:04 PM
Granted, but now you got a ticket for speeding in JOY!

I wish Joe would SHUT UP! hehehehehehe
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on September 28, 2011, 01:01:19 PM
Granted but then I won't help you fix the site anymore. :P

I wish Jace had his own seagull as a pet.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: FGS on September 28, 2011, 01:22:17 PM
Is that legal to have gulls as pets?

Anyway, granted but after a while the gull crapped all over Jace's lights then stole them along with the cherry tomatoes in his backyard and flew them to the Crow's house. CAW!

I wish I had a driver license to drive in MD so I can go to school next year.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on September 29, 2011, 12:52:12 PM
WARNING WARNING FGS DISRUPTED THE GAME!

Granted, but you won't see the Gull...EVER because you are against carpoolin'!

I wish FGS had chosen to live in BGE area over PEPCO! (His new house is in PEPCO but only like 5 to 7 houses away from BGE and 12-14 poles away from first BGE POLE!!!)
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on September 29, 2011, 01:36:32 PM
Granted but he thought PEPCO is cheaper than BGE.. :P

I wish my area was lit with MV.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on September 29, 2011, 02:48:56 PM
Granted, but then your street was invaded with LED Takeover Nazis ;)
I bought the last mercury vapor lamp of the shelf at Wal-Mart for $9. ;D It's from May 2005 according to the ''05-04" stamped on the glass.
I wish I wasn't so bored. :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on September 29, 2011, 07:22:48 PM
Wish not granted because "I bought the last mercury vapor lamp of the shelf at Wal-Mart for $9. Grin It's from May 2005 according to the ''05-04" stamped on the glass." corrupted the wish itself thus you are not bored!

I wish people did not corrupt wishes or this wish will get corrupted!

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on September 29, 2011, 09:04:05 PM
Granted, but we are addicted to the corruption of wishes, so it go corrupt anyways. :P
I wish someone wanted my mercury vapor yardblaster. I'll include a PC.......
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on September 29, 2011, 09:27:49 PM
Granted but I already have more yardlights than I can handle. :P

I wish the supermarket sold seagull eggs!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on October 03, 2011, 07:36:30 PM
Granted, but then Jace breaks through the window and sets all of them free.

I really wish someone would want the lights I'm giving away. :P :(
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on October 03, 2011, 07:56:12 PM
Granted but I don't have any space. :P

I wish I had a 400w merc ballast.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on October 03, 2011, 08:10:56 PM
granted, but it's dead. I wish i had room in my collection for more lights.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on October 03, 2011, 08:31:09 PM
Granted but you got no more room for your other stuff.

I wish people would understand what the "flashing green" signal in Ontario means.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on October 05, 2011, 10:19:00 AM
Granted, but flashing green in LED means it's broken!

I wish people would buy Michael's lights so he could get cool NEMA head from the gull!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on October 05, 2011, 01:49:54 PM
Granted but I can only pay him in Canadian Tire Money. :P

I wish Michael sold all his lights so I can see how cool this NEMA head looks.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on October 05, 2011, 03:10:47 PM
Wait a minute Joe. I'm not seeling all of my lights! >:( :P I'm selling the yardblaster, Cooper PL ligth, and Utilitech wall light. Niall already has helped me by requesting the HPS cooper light. I'll also see if family members want any of my lights that i'm selling. My OV25 will soon be 400w mercury vapor. ;D The home made 175w remote ballast will become a ballast box.

Anyways, Granted, but the lights need to be sold first.

I wish my lights got bought.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on October 05, 2011, 03:47:22 PM
Granted but can not be bought if not sold, so it needs to be sold first!

I wish there was a more clever way to say what I just said!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on October 05, 2011, 03:48:33 PM
Granted, but i can't think of one.
I wish to part with my lights that I am selling.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on October 05, 2011, 05:35:40 PM
Granted but then you'll have to sell them on eBay.

I wish that Michael had a actual paint can 400w mercury outdoor remote ballast for his OV 25.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on October 05, 2011, 08:56:38 PM
I actually will be getting an actual 400w GE remote ballast from Joe Maurath when i visit him sometime next year. It's from the same era and most likely powered a GE Form 109, as those and the OV20 were very popular here.

Granted, but I refuse to corrupt this wish. :P
I wish Niall's laptop was fixed.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on October 05, 2011, 10:25:22 PM
Granted but he just got a new one instead.

I wish Niall had a new laptop!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on October 06, 2011, 05:27:29 PM
Granted, but the new one had a bad hard drive.
I wish for me to have fun helping with the school newspaper.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on October 08, 2011, 09:56:48 PM
Granted but then do a investigative series on your streetlight collection. :P

I wish incandescent traffic signals were still in common use here.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on October 09, 2011, 06:13:04 AM
Granted, but the get scrapped instead of retrofitted. :P
I wish I heard back from Jace about my PM i sent. :-\
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: seansy59 on October 09, 2011, 11:03:55 PM
Granted, but it was an upsetting PM, and it made him mad!  :8)

I wish I could eat without having my cat try to attack me and my food.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on October 10, 2011, 01:07:53 AM
Granted but then you're forced to food that your cat doesn't like, like food that tastes like cardboard :P

I wish my ped signal was restored and nice and shiny!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on October 10, 2011, 03:26:25 PM
Granted, but it was so shiney that you went blind and couldn't find it or any of your other lights. :o
I wish I could think of a wish...............
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: seansy59 on October 10, 2011, 08:09:51 PM
Granted, but your out of wishes anyway........ :D

I wish that it would rain money.....
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on October 10, 2011, 08:29:06 PM
Granted, but it's fake money.
I wish I wasn't in a sad mood right now. :(
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on October 10, 2011, 08:47:54 PM
Granted but then you're angry since I dispatched a robotic gull to retrieve a certain OV 10 for me. :o

I wish Michael had his OV 10 back and the robot gull caught.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on October 10, 2011, 09:24:48 PM
Granted, but actually I don't have the OV10 right now. :P It's at my grandpa's shop in a top secret location. ;D
I wish Joe knew i didn't have it right now.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on October 10, 2011, 10:37:46 PM
Granted but then my wish didn't work...

I wish Mike would tell me where his OV 10 is currently so I can dispatch my robot again.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on October 11, 2011, 02:58:48 PM
Granted. It's in Attleboro Massachusetts. But that's all you're getting out of me mister. :P
I wish my OV10 would be fixed like new sooner. :(
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on October 11, 2011, 03:05:27 PM
Granted but then he boxes it up and sends it to me. :P

I wish I came across a cache of 100 NOS OV 10s and I gave everyone here one!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on October 11, 2011, 03:10:09 PM
Granted, but i have no clue as to what "cache" means. ???
I wish i got one of those NOS OV10s.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on October 29, 2011, 12:01:50 PM
Granted but then everyone bugs you to post a pic of the inside.

I wish Mike knew what cache meant.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on October 29, 2011, 04:11:08 PM
Granted, but I mistakenly thought it was "catch" instead.

I wish it was easier to sand my traffic signal. :(
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on November 08, 2011, 09:23:03 PM
Granted but then you sand a hole in your signal.

I wish my yardlights all morphed into NEMAs.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on November 08, 2011, 09:32:55 PM
Granted, but they mutated and ate all your lamps and ate your family members and ate YOU!!! :o :o :o

I still wish I could get a GE M-250A reguardless of whether the ballast is good or not....
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on November 08, 2011, 09:35:08 PM
Granted but it was crushed before you could have it.

I wish Mike thought of less gruesome and disturbing corruptions. :8)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on November 08, 2011, 09:37:28 PM
Granted, but then you'd fall asleep and no one else will post if I don't scare you into staying awake.

I wish i had an indestructable M-250A ;D
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on November 08, 2011, 09:56:25 PM
Granted but then the Gull took it.

I wish Gulls didn't have fixture trackers.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on November 09, 2011, 05:17:21 PM
Granted, but they have vintage lamp trackers instead.
I wish gulls didn't have vintage lamp trackers.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on November 14, 2011, 10:39:41 PM
Granted but then Gulls are equipped with fixture and lamp trackers.

I wish I knew who equipped the Gulls with trackers.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on November 14, 2011, 10:54:14 PM
Granted, but he changes his identity.
I wish gulls weren't pesky flying poo machines
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on November 14, 2011, 11:07:55 PM
Granted but then the Gulls were replaced by these guys. (http://www.galleryoflights.org/mb/gallery/albums/userpics/IMG_3206.jpg)

I wish I knew why Gulls like to leave "paint" on fixtures.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on November 15, 2011, 05:03:27 PM
granted, but the truth grossed you out and you are in a comma now.
I wish Joe wasn't in a comma anymore....
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on November 15, 2011, 07:33:19 PM
Granted but then Mike had to pay the price of his wishing.

I wish Mike knew the a comma is a punctuation mark: , and it should be spelled coma instead. 
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on November 15, 2011, 07:39:00 PM
Granted, but i now wish you to turn into a comma!
I wish I had powerful powers that no body else had and they couldn't be taken away from me. ;D :D
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on November 15, 2011, 07:40:41 PM
Granted but your powers backfired and worked against you.

I wish Mike turned into a question mark.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on November 15, 2011, 07:44:43 PM
Granted, but:
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/000/681/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg)

I wish Joe ran out of wishes!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on November 16, 2011, 10:38:04 PM
:8) Wish not granted

I wish Mike used up all his wishes (see what I did there)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on November 16, 2011, 10:46:03 PM
Granted, but I got more wishes.
I wish I knew what Joe meant by "(see what I did there)"
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on November 17, 2011, 11:52:38 PM
Granted now you know I use "see what I did there" as a way of saying "I see what you did there" but you gain nothing.

I wish I knew if pelicans acted like gulls.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: A_lights on November 19, 2011, 11:01:21 AM
Granted,  however they don't!

I wish people would be more creative and not just make their wish off of the thing they corrupted! :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on November 20, 2011, 02:57:20 PM
granted, but then your wish is corrupted.
I wish it could be warm every day in November like this. :D
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on November 20, 2011, 03:06:56 PM
Granted but then my definition of warm in -10C. :P

I wish the Gull would play this game again.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on November 20, 2011, 03:15:01 PM
Granted, but he's out findign a way to trap his dinner for Thursday....
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on November 20, 2011, 03:21:37 PM
ARGH AGAIN! :o ??? :8) >:( Not wishing again eh Mike? :P


I wish Mike would WISH after he replies. :8)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on November 20, 2011, 07:03:28 PM
.pu dessem si gnipyt ym tub ,detnarG

.pu dessem t'nsaw gnipyt ym hsiw I
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on November 28, 2011, 11:24:08 PM
Granted but it got translated into gull: MINE MINE MINE SQUAWK!

I wish I had gull translator.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on November 28, 2011, 11:45:34 PM
Granted, but it translated into "I'm going to fly over and take mike's OV10

I wish jace wasn't takign my OV10. :o :'(
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on December 15, 2011, 06:14:42 PM
Granted but then he takes your OV25 instead.

I wish someone else would post here.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on December 16, 2011, 08:18:55 PM
Granted, but that person is me! :D :P
I wish my wish would come true! :(
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on December 16, 2011, 09:44:20 PM
Granted but then you create a tear in the space-time continuum and get transported to a parallel universe where seagulls are the dominant species and streetlights are used a currency.

I wish I had a pile of junk.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on December 16, 2011, 10:33:36 PM
Granted, but it's all useless toxic junk.
I wish I could turn myself invisable whenever i wanted to and be able to read minds.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on December 16, 2011, 10:47:18 PM
Granted but then you emit an foul odour and people will still be able to detect you.

I wish I had a case of mogul sockets.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on December 17, 2011, 09:18:45 AM
Granted, but they're broken.
I wish I could get out of going to a party at my mom's friend's house. :(
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on December 17, 2011, 04:42:51 PM
Granted but then you have to go to a gull party.

I wish I had a robot that I could use to spy on a gull party.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on December 17, 2011, 07:51:11 PM
granted, but then you witnessed a gull poop fight! :o
I wish I didn't have to write a 5 paragraph essay, with 250 words in each paragraph, on how the Battle of Saratoga was a huge turning point in the American Revolution. >:( I really hate essays. :( I'm almost done, which is good. Then i have to revise and type it. After that, I have to write an essay for ELA (english language arts) about a play we went to. I'm booked this weekened. :o
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on December 18, 2011, 06:47:09 PM
Granted but then you have to do an  1 hour interpretive dance about it. :P

I wish someone wrote an essay on why mercury ballasts shouldn't be banned.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on December 18, 2011, 09:37:21 PM
Granted, but it was written in red ink and congress "accidenally" spilt some fruit punch on it.
I wish They would atleast continue the production of MV lamps. :(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: A_lights on December 20, 2011, 09:02:53 PM
Granted, they don't make enough money compared to newer technology :(

I wish my jaw felt better,  I had 4 wisdom teeth yanked!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on December 20, 2011, 09:03:57 PM
Granted but then your foot starts to hurt instead.

I wish I had a traffic light controller.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on December 22, 2011, 05:16:17 PM
Granted, but it's in mind control mode. O_O
I wish today was Friday and that I didn't have to go to school tomorrow. :(
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on December 22, 2011, 10:26:36 PM
Granted but then you have to go to school on Saturday.

I wish today was MONDAY!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on December 23, 2011, 03:56:58 PM
Granted, but you have to go to the DMV today (fun fun fun lol)

I wish my friend came to school today. I had no one to talk to today in school. We also watched The Patriot today. It's a pretty good movie, but a very sad one at the least. Lot's of houses burned and people killed.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on December 23, 2011, 10:34:37 PM
Granted but then the teacher got mad at you two for talking during the movie.

I wish the DMV didn't have to make me go there twice to take a picture. >:(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on December 26, 2011, 05:12:59 PM
Granted, but you have to go to the DMV every month now.

I wish I could get soem lights from the RIDOT street light lot.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on December 26, 2011, 09:53:38 PM
Granted but then they give you soem lights instead of some lights.

I wish user #5 would reply to this thread.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on December 26, 2011, 10:02:21 PM
Granted, but that person was banned right after joining.
I wish I had either a 70's 100w MV M-250R, 70's 100w MV M-250A, or both. Those and the FCO 100w MV M-250A2 are my favorite local mercs. The M-250A are only found in the Pawtucket area near my grandparents' house...
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on December 26, 2011, 10:29:19 PM
Granted but then User #5 (http://www.galleryoflights.org/mb/index.php?action=profile;u=5) takes it.

I wish Mike knew who user #5 is.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on December 27, 2011, 09:10:32 AM
Granted, but then i forgot...
I wish I didn't have a cold AGAIN. >:(
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: SeanB~1 on December 27, 2011, 11:40:56 AM
Granted - your cold is permanent.

I wish members could get along with each other.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: A_lights on December 27, 2011, 02:46:07 PM
Granted . they then get allong but only with one at a time

i wish that i had some more snow here
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on December 27, 2011, 04:44:22 PM
Granted but then you get 12 feet of snow and you have to shovel your driveway.

I wish it was more sunny here.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on December 27, 2011, 07:02:47 PM
Granted, but it was sunny 24/7 and ligths were no longer needed and people had no idea what a light bulb was!! :o

I wish that didn't happen.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on January 20, 2012, 08:28:12 PM
Granted but Gull is BACK to corrupt your wish after a long time NOT corrupting a wish!!!

I wish everyone knows that the GULL is back!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on January 21, 2012, 11:49:41 AM
Granted but then they bug you for streetlights. :P

I wish I knew where did Gull go during the time Gull was away.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on January 21, 2012, 06:56:43 PM
Granted, but you never found out.
I wish the Gull had blue feathers instead of white ones. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on January 23, 2012, 07:43:40 PM
Granted but it was harder to see the gulls in the sky cuz the sky is blue and you won't be able to cover yourself if Gull drops a bomb!

I wish I was a Gull with a lightbulb head!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on January 23, 2012, 07:55:55 PM
Granted, but we changed out your "head" to an "engergy friendly" Curly Fry Lamp.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on January 23, 2012, 09:01:39 PM
Granted but then he takes 5 minutes to warm up everytime he wakes up.

I wish the Gull had a MV head instead :MV:
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on January 23, 2012, 09:19:20 PM
Granted, but they're heads would be illegal in 2016.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on January 23, 2012, 10:28:49 PM
Granted, but we changed out your "head" to an "engergy friendly" Curly Fry Lamp.

Funny one...but...hmm you forgot to make a wish again!!!  :o

I wish Mike would stop forgetting to make a wish!

Granted but then he takes 5 minutes to warm up everytime he wakes up.

I wish the Gull had a MV head instead :MV:

Good one too....Granted but the heads would be illegal in 2016 if law is passed

Granted, but they're heads would be illegal in 2016.

NO WISH AGAIN! MIKE WHY MIKE!!!!!!

I WISH MIKE WOULD MAKE A WISH AND NEVER FORGET AGAIN!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on January 24, 2012, 09:22:17 AM
Granted but then we wouldn't be able to make a big fuss over it anymore. :P

I wish the Gull had a EPACT complaint HPS head!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on January 24, 2012, 09:43:03 AM
Granted but you'll find more dead gulls all over the place because they are junk, but it will create more "Gull Scrapping Jobs!"

I wish Joe got hired to a "Gull Scrapping" position!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on January 24, 2012, 03:41:11 PM
Granted, but then he started killing gulls so he could scrap them. :o
I wish it would stay as nice as it is out now. 57*F in Rhode Island on JANUARY 24!!!!! :o :D
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on January 24, 2012, 09:33:50 PM
Granted but then the gulls thought it was spring and started to cause trouble.

I wish the gulls were gone!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on January 25, 2012, 10:10:56 AM
Granted! Now you are in peace......errr the peace is getting a bit too quiet...and creepy!

I wish Joe would WISH that Gulls never returned!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on January 25, 2012, 10:33:08 AM
Granted: but then pigeons come in and replace the gulls!


I WISH that Gulls never returned!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on January 26, 2012, 12:12:29 PM
Granted, but you need to get ready to WELCOME the pigeons who replaced the gulls, and they are worse!!!

I wish Joe never wished for gulls to disappear!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: CrazyLamp on January 30, 2012, 08:27:14 PM
granted that the ball is back

I wish i was not new on this lighting site AKA funkybulb IN LG
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on February 02, 2012, 12:40:53 PM
Granted but now this site is a DRAG and everyone went against you!

I wish Crazylamp was a frequent most respected member of GoL!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on February 05, 2012, 07:54:53 PM
Granted but then he got more popular than the Gull. :o

I wish the Gull would tell us his secrets.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: CrazyLamp on February 06, 2012, 01:25:36 PM
granted it wont become a secret any more. I wish the gull do duty service cleaning up all the other gull mess they make.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on February 06, 2012, 04:02:13 PM
Granted but then Pelicans come in and make a even bigger mess.

I wish I knew what's better Gulls or pelicans!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: CrazyLamp on February 07, 2012, 11:32:14 AM
granted they are both just as bad. I wish the gull becomes a lightning bug with  :MV:
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on February 13, 2012, 03:48:58 AM
Granted but then all the gulls got trapped in a big zapper.

I wish they made a gull zapper!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: CrazyLamp on February 17, 2012, 03:27:06 PM
granted then you have all the dead gulls in the morning to clean up.

 I wish they made a pill to control the gull from have so many gulls.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: SeanB~1 on February 18, 2012, 01:59:52 AM
Granted, but it is hard to give a gull a pill, especially as it has to be put in at the non beak end.

I wish it would stop drizzling.

Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on February 18, 2012, 04:17:42 PM
Granted, but then GULLS would come back

I wish that HID lamps and ballasts were sold in supermarkets.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: FGS on February 18, 2012, 10:52:49 PM
Granted but then the ballasts/lamps are even worse POS than they are already today.

I wish my house didn't have plaster walls but had American drywall which is easier to work on.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on February 18, 2012, 11:00:15 PM
Granted but it had junk drywall which corroded all your wiring.

I wish my hardware store sold streetlights.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on February 18, 2012, 11:07:32 PM
Granted, but they were cheap streetlights that only lasted 5000h with cheap HPS bulbs.

I wish that I had a real LPS ballast
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: FGS on February 19, 2012, 09:41:33 PM
Granted but it 50hz instead of 60hz.

I wish my house and garage had conduits for wiring instead of cables stapled to studs.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on February 20, 2012, 07:16:39 AM
Granted but then you lived in a area with really strict electrical codes and they took all your HID lights away.

I wish I had a proper fixture for my 1kW MH.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on February 20, 2012, 01:08:55 PM
Granted, but the lamp exploded  :(

I wish that I had a F120T12 :)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: SeanB~1 on February 20, 2012, 02:21:15 PM
granted, but butterfingers............

I wish the gull would send me some lights.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on February 20, 2012, 02:44:23 PM
Granted, but they were broken up and useless lights. :(
I wish I could get my NEMA head from the gull now. :D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on February 20, 2012, 04:33:27 PM
Granted, but filled with gull poop.

I wish that I had a ballast for F96T12's
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: CrazyLamp on February 20, 2012, 09:18:36 PM
granted; it electronic ballast from china >:(
I wish gasoline not so high so i can go junking for more metal and lights
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on February 21, 2012, 12:02:56 AM
Granted but then too many people are driving and they clog up the roads!

I wish I had a powergroove.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on February 21, 2012, 04:56:51 PM
Granted, but it got smashed  >:(

I wish that courier company workers could work MUCH faster than this.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on February 21, 2012, 05:24:36 PM
Granted but then they smash even more stuff than they do now.

I wish I had a 175w MV Powerlite B2227!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on February 21, 2012, 07:35:18 PM
Granted, but the ballast has its coils burned and ripped up and refractor melted.

I wish that the electronic ballasts weren't that cheap.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on February 21, 2012, 08:21:45 PM
Granted but then they cost 5 times that what they are now.

I wish the Gull had a Westinghouse Wallguard light.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: CrazyLamp on February 22, 2012, 12:56:26 AM
granted that westinghouse wallguard broken lense

i wish the gull have a speed limit of speed of light
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on February 22, 2012, 04:00:51 PM
Granted but then the gull manages to take cobraheads without any of us knowing!

I wish they came up with cobraheads that had built in Gull detection.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on February 22, 2012, 04:52:04 PM
Granted, but the gulls would use your car to poop on

I wish that I had a 100w mercury short arc lamp that DOESN'T explode! 8)
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on February 22, 2012, 11:11:33 PM
Granted but it gives off short wave UV and ozone.

I wish I had a 50w MV lamp and ballast.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on February 23, 2012, 11:30:46 AM
Granted but the Gull SEIZES it from you.

Gull wishes to light up!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on February 23, 2012, 03:35:20 PM
Granted, but it doesn't have an arc tube in it...

I wish that gulls were edible...
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on February 23, 2012, 05:00:58 PM
Granted but then they make you dizzy when eaten

I wish I had a complete Powerlite catalogue!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on February 23, 2012, 05:08:20 PM
Granted, but the print was too small to be read.

I wish I had a clear 100w A shaped lamp that is INTACT, FUNCTIONAL, NOT VINTAGE!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on February 23, 2012, 10:54:31 PM
Granted but then you have to get them in 100 packs.

I wish the gull had a 50w MV ballast and lamp so he dosen't have to take mine.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on February 24, 2012, 03:45:27 PM
Granted, but all the 50w MV lamps have arc tubes crushed by the **** !!!

I wish that there are self-ballasted LPS lamps that aren't made in china and I don't care for them sold very expensive either.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on February 24, 2012, 04:55:02 PM
Granted but then they didn't sell well because of the yellow light.

I wish 50w MV was sold in the hardware store.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on February 24, 2012, 05:23:46 PM
Granted but then I went and changed then back to drop lens and swapped the LPS with HPS lights.

I wish the Gardiner still used fluorescent lighting.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: CrazyLamp on February 25, 2012, 11:31:26 AM
 granted but the fixture have mercury starve alto lamps

 I wish westinghouse lamp division still around.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on February 25, 2012, 11:46:50 AM
Granted but then they would be insanely expensive compared to other brands.

I wish companies offered a premium grade which was like the vintage lamps in quality.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on February 27, 2012, 06:51:20 PM
Granted you got some premium grade lamps outside and indoors, but the quality was soooooo GOOD it attracted Gulls!

I wish those premium lamps also attracted pidgins and crows!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on February 27, 2012, 07:13:18 PM
Granted, but the pigeons are just as annoying as gulls.

I wish that ALTO lamps could be brighter.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on February 27, 2012, 07:42:25 PM
Granted, but then they blow up.

I wish i didn't problems with my friends at school.  :(
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on February 28, 2012, 02:06:03 AM
Granted but then they come and take all your stuff!

I wish I had a NOS B2227 to go with my Sylvania mercury lamps.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: CrazyLamp on February 29, 2012, 02:30:15 AM
 granted but it come with the gull too.


 I wish i can get ahold of some OV 35 from abandon parking lots in San Antonio tx
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on February 29, 2012, 10:55:22 AM
Granted but the lamp exploded!

I wish the gull could have a fixture detector.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on February 29, 2012, 03:46:54 PM
Granted, but they would also be too big and hit everything but fixtures.

I wish that I had a cobrahead streetlight fixture that has had NO gull contact.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on February 29, 2012, 08:15:30 PM
Granted but it got contaminated with pigeons!

I wish the Gull had a R47!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on February 29, 2012, 11:53:52 PM
Granted, Gull is now using his R47 as a personal toilet!

I wish someone knew how to unclog the R47!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: CrazyLamp on March 01, 2012, 12:13:33 PM
 granted the streetlight crew dont know how to maintain a R47 gull crapper.

I wish my lamp was did not blow up in wanted OV35


Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on March 01, 2012, 05:01:36 PM
Granted but then it came with the gull who then proceeded to take everything.

I wish streetlights came with a free gull in the box.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 01, 2012, 05:20:03 PM
Granted, but the gull got mad and smashed out the streetlight refractor and bulb.

I wish that HPS didn't exist in Toronto streets
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on March 02, 2012, 02:21:44 AM
Granted but then Toronto is now filled with LED >:( instead.

I wish my area still used mercury!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: SeanB~1 on March 03, 2012, 07:01:01 AM
Granted, but they bought the cheepest Fong Kong branded ones, that cycle and glow green and dim within a week.

I wish the cyclone bearing down does not cause too much damage.

Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on March 03, 2012, 12:17:41 PM
Granted but it blew in a ton of Gulls and they caused all the damage.

I wish I had a tulamp preheat ballast.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 03, 2012, 06:21:09 PM
Granted, but it doesn't work with any lamp but T8's

I wish that my F39T5 HO can be preheat start instead of instant start.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on March 03, 2012, 10:41:32 PM
Granted but then they got banned!

I wish I had a vintage Westy 175w merc.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 03, 2012, 10:50:39 PM
Granted, but the starter probe is burnt out.

I wish that CFL's that replaced MV's didn't exist.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on March 03, 2012, 11:20:51 PM
Granted but then LED replaced MV instead.

I wish someone made a F32T8 preheat ballast.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: CrazyLamp on March 04, 2012, 02:12:39 PM
granted the F32 preheat eat starters.


 I wish i have a OV25
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 04, 2012, 04:52:10 PM
Granted, but you have no bulbs for it.

I wish that ALTO tubes had stronger filaments.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on March 04, 2012, 05:31:53 PM
Granted but then they made the glass even thinner to cut costs.

I wish I had a 400w MV ballast.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 04, 2012, 06:46:08 PM
Granted, but only works on a 347v circuit.

I wish that MH lamps don't explode.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: CrazyLamp on March 05, 2012, 12:39:41 AM
granted the bulb is now encase with bullet proof glass


 I wish the gull would get off the R47 crapper and start crapping on those lights that I wil be
getting suck with http://www.kens5.com/news/local/25000-new-LED-streetlights-to-brighten-up-San-Antonio-141121933.html
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on March 05, 2012, 01:37:29 PM
Granted but then they got shocked but the junky LED drivers.

I wish streetlights came with gull shockers.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 05, 2012, 05:02:42 PM
Granted, but they would be using too much power as there are too many gulls.

I wish that microwave ovens used Microwave Oven Transformers (mot's) instead of the cheap inverters.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Jace the Gull on March 05, 2012, 10:08:17 PM
Granted now Gulls are controlled by the MOTS!

I wish Baboons (that is MercuryVapor175) would wear underwear!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on March 05, 2012, 10:35:39 PM
Granted but then err nothing happened :(

I wish my gumball was fully restored.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 06, 2012, 03:35:37 PM
I wish Baboons (that is MercuryVapor175) would wear underwear!

WHAT??? ???  >:(

Granted but they couldn't be used because of the stupid dark Sky Association.

I wish that there was less bugs on this site
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on March 07, 2012, 12:39:52 AM
Granted but then the Gull started charging per post.

I wish I knew why the Gull wished for something so weird:

I wish Baboons (that is MercuryVapor175) would wear underwear!

Maybe his beak is loose? :8)
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 07, 2012, 03:30:34 PM
Granted, but he would have to take away all of your streetlights and lamps first.

I wish that gulls were smarter.
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Post by: joe_347V on March 07, 2012, 08:22:39 PM
Granted but the then they stole every single lamp, fixture, and ballast.

I wish gulls had arms instead of wings.
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Post by: CrazyLamp on March 08, 2012, 09:55:58 AM
granted the gull have an arm of those greenstar

I wish the gull are not so noisy mine! mine! mine!
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Post by: joe_347V on March 10, 2012, 08:18:48 PM
Granted but then it's harder to catch them in the act.

I wish gulls would light up at night.
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 10, 2012, 10:37:09 PM
Granted, but they would make an awful smell when they did so.

I wish that 100w MV had a clear version that sold at my hardware store and that I could buy their ballasts.
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Post by: joe_347V on March 11, 2012, 02:35:16 PM
Granted but then it's admedium base and the ballasts are 600v

I wish my hardware store sold HID ballasts.
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 11, 2012, 03:58:38 PM
Granted but then it's admedium base and the ballasts are 600v

I can solder wires directly to the base and use a step-up transformer, which I can get very easily!  :)

Granted but they sold for $2000 each because nobody buys them.

I wish that I had a clear 160w SBMV.
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Post by: joe_347V on March 11, 2012, 05:21:11 PM
Granted but then it's covered in Gull "paint" and has a leak in it.

I wish I had more 100w merc ballasts.
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 11, 2012, 06:06:42 PM
Granted, but the stupid Dark Sky Association took them from you. >:(

I wish that I had FS-4 starters.
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Post by: joe_347V on March 11, 2012, 06:33:23 PM
Granted but then they have wax caps inside.

I wish I had a ton of preheat ballasts.
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 11, 2012, 07:10:05 PM
Granted, but really noisy and also really hot.

I wish that I had a vacuum tube radio that WORKS and with GOOD tubes. (not cheap tubes from China)
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Post by: CrazyLamp on March 11, 2012, 09:24:50 PM
 granted but the IF coil is mess up, cant listen to any thing

 I wish I had a pair F4OCW westy tube for my preheater
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 11, 2012, 10:24:27 PM
Granted, but they are cheap tubes that are dim and last only 1000h

I wish that I had a magnetic amplifier that works.
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Post by: joe_347V on March 11, 2012, 10:53:24 PM
Granted but then I took it and replaced it with a cheap knockoff.

I wish I had a 4 way traffic light.
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 11, 2012, 10:57:40 PM
Granted, covered in gull debris.

I wish that I had an inductive output tube.
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Post by: joe_347V on March 11, 2012, 11:03:14 PM
Granted but then it had no vacuum.

I wish I had a variac.
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 12, 2012, 08:53:53 AM
Granted, I then arced all of its coils before giving it to you.

I wish I had a class B amplifier that can sound good that WORKS! ;D
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Post by: SeanB~1 on March 12, 2012, 02:07:15 PM
Granted, but the output is limited to 200mW before it distorts beyond 10%.

I wish the Metro will fix all the dayburners and dead lights.
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 12, 2012, 03:57:57 PM
Granted, it will now charge you 3x the taxes.

I wish that the street lights on my street are MH.
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Post by: CrazyLamp on March 12, 2012, 09:51:15 PM
granted but all of them have exploded lamps

I wish my solar battery did not have a dead cell  >:(
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Post by: joe_347V on March 13, 2012, 02:52:29 PM
Granted but then the solar panel is broken.

I wish we had CMH streetlights here.
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 13, 2012, 02:57:43 PM
Granted but the electronic ballasts failed within 2 months.

I wish I had a black light MV 175w lamp that works, and isn't broken, no ***** have touched it.
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Post by: joe_347V on March 13, 2012, 03:00:58 PM
Granted but then it trips your breaker.

I wish my street used Powerlite B2217s in 175w MV.
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 13, 2012, 03:19:23 PM
Granted but the stupid dark sky association goes around to blow up every single MV pole that they see.

I wish that the Dark Sky Association is non-existent.
 
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Post by: CrazyLamp on March 14, 2012, 08:45:36 PM
granted then you got more dark sky morons running around harpping about lights.

Wish i can get my OV 35 before city of San antonio raze down a strip mall.
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 14, 2012, 09:35:46 PM
Granted, but the OV35 has nothing but a shell and a refractor.

I wish that the greenies that promote CFLs and cheap electronic ballasts didn't exist.
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Post by: A_lights on March 17, 2012, 08:24:54 AM
granted ,butThen people started to promote LEDS (which has already started)

I wish that only good quality CFLs existed and electronic balalats had to have a minimum life of ten years rated 24/7!
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Post by: joe_347V on March 17, 2012, 11:40:29 AM
Granted but then they cost the same as LED lamps!

I wish I could upload using my phone. :P
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 17, 2012, 01:26:30 PM
Granted, but it costs $5 for every picture uploaded.

I wish the induction/LED/CFL light makers would stop bragging about the efficiency and reliability
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Post by: CrazyLamp on March 17, 2012, 01:59:15 PM
Granted but the still continue to brag about  :hps:

 I wish I had a kerosene lantern
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 17, 2012, 02:14:02 PM
Granted, but it blows up when lit.

I wish that McCowan Road didn't use Durastars.
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Post by: joe_347V on March 17, 2012, 08:51:46 PM
Granted but then they use LED instead.

I wish I had a 75w MV ballast.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 19, 2012, 04:05:06 PM
Granted, the MV lamp now has a hole in the shell.

I wish that my house doesn't have an ant problem.
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Post by: CrazyLamp on March 19, 2012, 05:00:46 PM
Granted then fire ants takes over. gotta love the bites from them  :o

 I wish I could find a refractor for my nema head
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 19, 2012, 06:24:55 PM
Granted, it has been dropped into the ocean by a careless mail carrier.

I wish that China lamps are of high quality.
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Post by: joe_347V on March 19, 2012, 09:00:40 PM
Granted but then they cost $50 per lamp.

I wish I had a case of NOS Lifeguards
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on March 20, 2012, 12:37:04 AM
Granted, but they were defective
I wish I had 100 cases of GE FLB/17 preheat bullet CFLs
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 20, 2012, 02:40:15 PM
Granted, their starters have all been exploded.

I wish that I owned a radio station.
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Post by: CrazyLamp on March 20, 2012, 05:16:17 PM
granted but the FCC fine your for non compliant of equipment.

 I wish we did not have DTV switchover
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 20, 2012, 07:21:07 PM
Granted, the broadcasts are now super blurry. :(

I wish that the Inductive Output Tube (IOT) could also be used for FM broadcasting instead of tetrodes.
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Post by: joe_347V on March 20, 2012, 09:15:33 PM
Granted but then your hydro bill skyrockets.

I wish I still had the old spinning disc power meters in use.
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Post by: CrazyLamp on March 21, 2012, 08:36:16 AM
granted they charge a Heffy meter fees.

I wish I had  SRS ballast to experment with
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 21, 2012, 02:52:04 PM
Granted but then your hydro bill skyrockets.

Aren't IOT's more efficient?

Granted, but the new taxes are coming out... >:( :(

I wish that the 'do not call list' from CRTC actually works.
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Post by: joe_347V on March 23, 2012, 05:44:08 PM
Granted but then they start advertising using gulls.

I wish I had a programmed start ballast.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 23, 2012, 07:03:18 PM
Granted, it is a instant start.

I wish that I had a transmitting triode tube.
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Post by: CrazyLamp on March 23, 2012, 11:20:52 PM
Granted it lost vacume

 I wish i had a 6L6 tube
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 24, 2012, 04:25:10 PM
Granted, made in China with shorted grids  >:( >:(

I wish I had a By22d socket for LPS lights. (non-broken)
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Post by: joe_347V on March 24, 2012, 05:05:43 PM
Granted but then the leads were cut off.

I wish I had a 55w LPS lamp and ballast.
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 24, 2012, 05:25:38 PM
Granted, I bought the last LPS that wasn't made in China, ballast costs $200.

I wish that mercs/LPS is popular in Toronto.
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Post by: CrazyLamp on March 24, 2012, 06:20:33 PM
granted there all on series circuits ;D

I wish i had Lifegaurd W lamp
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 24, 2012, 09:16:02 PM
Granted, very dim and pretty much useless.

I wish that I had a Neon sign transformer, not shorted, new, not Chinese product, not burnt/broken in any way.
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Post by: FGS on March 24, 2012, 09:31:34 PM
Granted but it's 600v at 400hz instead of 120v at 60hz.

I wish I had a new desk. About 3' deep and 5' wide.
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Post by: joe_347V on March 25, 2012, 01:09:40 PM
Granted but it's made of cardboard.

I wish my room was tidy.
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 25, 2012, 03:49:58 PM
Granted, but you just broke a box of lamps  :(

I wish my variac had a case of metal.
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Post by: joe_347V on March 25, 2012, 08:45:53 PM
Granted but then it had a ground fault and the case was ungrounded.

I wish I had a case of mogul sockets.
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Post by: CrazyLamp on March 26, 2012, 12:30:55 AM
granted but all of them are admogul sockets

 I wish i had a jar of lightning bugs
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 27, 2012, 02:37:26 PM
Granted, they now start reproducing.

I wish clear MV was more popular than coated MV.
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Post by: joe_347V on March 27, 2012, 08:44:39 PM
Granted but then once it got as common as gulls you started to hate it.

I wish they stop using FCO lights as spot replacements.
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 27, 2012, 08:56:31 PM
Granted, DSA has a problem with it.

I wish I owned a Inductive Output Tube-based transmitter, FCC approved, Industry Canada approved, and... NO GULLS!
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Post by: joe_347V on March 27, 2012, 11:13:22 PM
Granted but then the CRTC took it away.

I wish I had a real mercury streetlight.
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 28, 2012, 02:35:48 PM
Granted, has a dead gull inside of it and also has no ballast.

I wish that renovators wouldn't be stupid enough to use TV coax for house wiring.
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Post by: CrazyLamp on March 28, 2012, 06:02:06 PM
granted, but you cant teach the supid, the supid will always do supid things :o

 I wish i can find a westinghouse preheat ballast
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Post by: joe_347V on March 30, 2012, 09:45:48 PM
Granted but then it's a 25Hz model designed for use in Southern Ontario!

I wish I had a 400w MH ballast.
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 30, 2012, 10:07:35 PM
Granted but it is pulse start electronic and can't be used in indoor fixtures.

I wish I had a 18W SOX-E lamp, intact, working, bright, and gulls didn't poop onto it.
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Post by: joe_347V on March 31, 2012, 09:42:59 PM
Granted but then it costs $70 per lamp and that still dosen't include shipping, tax, and duty.

I wish my SBMV was new instead of used.
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on March 31, 2012, 10:41:53 PM
Granted, shorted filament.

I wish that I had a amplitude modulator.
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Post by: joe_347V on April 01, 2012, 05:56:27 PM
Granted but it's for 240V 50hz.

I wish everyone here had a 1kW MV ballast and lamp.
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on April 01, 2012, 06:14:36 PM
Granted but some don't like MV and would like to break them.

I wish that my germicidal lamp was ozone free.
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Post by: joe_347V on April 01, 2012, 06:15:48 PM
Granted but then it's just a plain uncoated fluorescent lamp.
 
I wish I had a 120v to 347v at 15A variac.
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on April 01, 2012, 07:16:26 PM
Granted, but it costs like 400 dollars.

I wish vacuum tube radios were still popular, forget  the size
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Post by: joe_347V on April 03, 2012, 09:46:13 PM
Granted but then everyone's hydro bill increases.

I wish I had a 4 way traffic light.
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Post by: CrazyLamp on April 04, 2012, 07:14:46 AM
 granted but the lense are broken from target practice

 I wish my that my OV25 make it safely here in texas.
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on April 04, 2012, 02:44:44 PM
Granted, but the lights show symbols of gulls.

I wish that the greenies/hippies can shut about the MV lights and stop promoting HPS.
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Post by: CrazyLamp on April 04, 2012, 09:25:59 PM
Granted then they start promoting sox fixture

I wish i had COCO the pariot on my OV25 that say no landing zone on this light.
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Post by: joe_347V on April 06, 2012, 07:33:59 PM
Granted but then the parrot stole the light when you weren't looking.

I wish Home Depot sold Powerlite cobraheads.
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Post by: CrazyLamp on April 09, 2012, 04:15:20 PM
granted but the igniter blows up like CFLS

I wish every one in US send CFLs to the white house. and protest we want 100 watt bulbs!
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Post by: joe_347V on April 10, 2012, 01:42:36 AM
Granted but then they force LED on everyone instead.

I wish I had another 175w metal halide probe start CWA ballast: 120v, 60hz, and fully operational.
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Post by: CrazyLamp on April 11, 2012, 10:11:59 PM
Granted but it the AEL ballast that will go up in smoke any day. I wish i can find a 5uf PFC cap some where and PCB free.
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Post by: joe_347V on April 12, 2012, 02:56:48 PM
Granted but the cap came with the wires cut off.

I wish I had a 75w merc ballast.
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Post by: CrazyLamp on April 15, 2012, 06:47:21 AM
Granted but it very pricey from light bulb depot.

I wish the gull do commiunty service on street lights.
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on April 15, 2012, 05:05:48 PM
Granted but he poops on them too.
I wish I could find a  preheat circline adpater with lamp!
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Post by: CrazyLamp on April 15, 2012, 08:30:57 PM
Granted the starter is not incuded

I wish I could have a westinghouse 100 watt  :MV: Nemahead
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Post by: joe_347V on April 15, 2012, 09:25:10 PM
Granted but it's 277v only.

I wish I had a 1000w merc lamp.
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Post by: CrazyLamp on April 17, 2012, 07:01:15 PM
granted the MV came with the gull feather inside the lamp, :P

I wish that metal halide dont explode like a bomb.
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Post by: joe_347V on April 20, 2012, 12:39:01 AM
Granted but then they implode at EOL instead.

I wish 100w MV ballasts were easier to find.
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Post by: CrazyLamp on April 23, 2012, 04:51:05 PM
Granted but all you have is a core and enameled wire to wind up your ballast aS DIY project

I wish that my GE BT25 clear ender fire up tonight
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Post by: joe_347V on April 23, 2012, 10:11:42 PM
Granted but then the gull takes it away

I wish I knew how does the gull track lamps.
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Post by: CrazyLamp on April 26, 2012, 11:09:33 PM
 granted but you have to ask the gull how he does tracks lamps that he wanted

I wish to know how does the gull come up with a device to track what lamps he wanted from the distant
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Post by: joe_347V on April 27, 2012, 10:04:22 PM
Granted but then he uses it to track your BT25 Bonusline. :o

I wish I had some more BT 25 mercury lamps.
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Post by: CrazyLamp on April 28, 2012, 04:19:13 PM
granted it got BT25 hoarded by the gull, I wish you have to put the gull on a hoarder shows to retreive any BT25 lamps. ;D
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Post by: joe_347V on April 29, 2012, 10:37:55 PM
Error! Infinite Wish Loop!

I wish the error was fixed!
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Post by: CrazyLamp on April 30, 2012, 08:34:34 AM
 slap slap bang bang! Rebooting.........

MEMORY 640K OK

Starting MS-Dos (ver 4.2)

 starting C:\wish

 Please enter your WISH?
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Post by: SeanB~1 on April 30, 2012, 02:49:50 PM
Out of memory in module Wish

Stack trace 0e 6d 23 11 34 5a 4c 69 ee ee ee ee ff 00 7c ea

Press any key to continue.

I wish .................................

everybody a good day on May day.

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Post by: joe_347V on May 04, 2012, 11:29:00 AM
Granted, but the next day was horrible for everyone.

I wish Jace would make a post here.
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Post by: CrazyLamp on July 10, 2012, 10:20:47 AM
granted the Post made by jace would be cramed up with no limit
I wish jace wont mess up my stradalux street light  coming from austraila
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Post by: joe_347V on July 11, 2012, 10:07:32 PM
Granted but then he steals it for his collection instead. O_o

I wish I had a new WALK lens for my pedestrian light.
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Post by: Jace the Gull on July 12, 2012, 07:40:10 AM
Granted and millions of Gulls starts WALKING towards you while you are in bed......SCREAMING!

I wish for GULL VICTORY!
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Post by: Mike on July 12, 2012, 02:10:30 PM
Granted but it didn't happen because i'm not a genie. :P

I wish my parents would decide whether or not they're going to let me met up with Joe M. :-\
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Post by: Jace the Gull on July 12, 2012, 03:24:24 PM
Granted, but the next day was horrible for everyone.

I wish Jace would make a post here.

Wish came true but was very late!

Granted but it didn't happen because i'm not a genie. :P

I wish my parents would decide whether or not they're going to let me met up with Joe M. :-\

Granted, but you forgot all about it!

I wish I was a real Gull!
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Post by: Mike on July 12, 2012, 04:31:40 PM
Granted but then you couldn't do anything a human can..

I wish I could save the five OV-10IB i know about around here.
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Post by: joe_347V on July 13, 2012, 12:20:26 AM
Granted but then they come with five Gulls and they kept you awake all night.

I wish they sold Gulls at the pet store.
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Post by: Mike on July 13, 2012, 03:53:52 PM
Granted but then there would be white Gull Paint everywhere if you know what I mean. lol

I wish i could have $1,000,000. ;D
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Post by: joe_347V on July 13, 2012, 10:17:41 PM
Granted but it's in gull bucks which is 1 USD = 1000000 gull bucks.

I wish I could upload to GoL from my phone.
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Post by: A_lights on July 15, 2012, 12:41:15 AM
granted that Apple allows it,but then you corrupt the data in the memory

wish that I could start clAsses at college but just for a few days to test what its gonna be like
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Post by: joe_347V on July 15, 2012, 04:39:36 PM
Granted but then you're forced to take a specialized course in Gull Anatomy. :P

I wish it was sunny today.
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Post by: Jace the Gull on August 01, 2012, 10:45:17 AM
Granted, it got so sunny it attracted Gulls! Weather Forecast, Sunny with a chance of raining Gull Droppings!!!

I wish people knew the secret to the iPhones and iPads
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Post by: joe_347V on August 02, 2012, 09:34:58 AM
Granted but then they became as common as Gulls.

I wish I could drive down a freeway that was completely lit with MV. :MV:
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Post by: A_lights on August 06, 2012, 05:32:28 PM
granted. ..but the capacitors had problems and lamps were flickering badly

I wish that I had a induction lamp of some sort that was under $50 and worked
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Post by: Jace the Gull on August 08, 2012, 11:23:57 AM
Granted, but now you are radioactive from the induction lamp!

I wish people will start messaging me how to make Flash work on iPhones and iPads and iPods! (does not guarantee GoL pic upload, but it is related)
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Post by: A_lights on August 09, 2012, 11:54:09 PM
umm well granted but its very easy to turn it on, press the lightening button on the screen and pads don't have a flash  :8)

I wish Jace was tech savvy
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Post by: joe_347V on August 10, 2012, 09:10:00 AM
Granted but then he creates an army of MV snatching Gullbots!

I wish the Gullbots would go away!
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Post by: A_lights on August 10, 2012, 10:19:16 PM
granted. ..the parrot Bots then invade and are mimicking everyone

I wish that I realized that jace was talking about adobe flash not the camera flash
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on August 11, 2012, 09:46:36 PM
Granted but now Jace is confused instead...
I wish that I owned an excavator...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: A_lights on August 17, 2012, 10:45:08 PM
granted but its very noisy and you destroy everything with it (muhhhahaha)

I wish more people played words with friends
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Post by: Jace the Gull on August 17, 2012, 11:04:27 PM
Granted, but Gull's skill is sooo good it scared them away from Words With Friends on Facebook!

I wish Aaron was better at Words With Friends and finally beat the Gull!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: A_lights on August 17, 2012, 11:08:12 PM
granted but he tries very hard but lacks the dictionary like brain.

I wish that I had some luxor power twist bulbs!
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on August 18, 2012, 12:25:06 AM
A-Lights, that's the purpose of an excavator... but I'd never trash any lights
Granted but they're halophospahate warm white, 34w, and are EOL
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Post by: joe_347V on August 18, 2012, 07:21:41 PM
I wish that I had some luxor power twist bulbs!

Granted! but then they cook a vintage preheat ballast.

I wish I had a 100w sodium ballast.
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on August 18, 2012, 07:23:55 PM
Granted but it's shorted and the ignitor doesn't work
I wish I had a Westy LifeGuard 175w /C or /DX cleartop for my yardblaster
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Post by: joe_347V on August 31, 2012, 10:59:48 PM
Granted but then it's dimmed out.

I wish I had a European 70w HPS.
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on September 05, 2012, 07:52:12 PM
Granted but it cycles like crazy!
I wish I could run an excavator..
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Post by: joe_347V on September 10, 2012, 09:51:40 PM
Granted but you knock down everything.

I wish I had a Powerlite catalogue.
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on September 11, 2012, 09:28:50 AM
LOL that's the purpose of demolition work
Granted but it's water-damaged and some of the pages are missing
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Post by: CrazyLamp on September 12, 2012, 10:40:52 AM
 wish timed out. wish not granted Please grant wish?

 I wish I have my sony cyber shot camera to post lighting stuff
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on September 12, 2012, 08:41:25 PM
granted but it's broken
I wish I could make the dead Advance .8 amp HPF rapid start ballast I got today work
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Post by: joe_347V on September 16, 2012, 05:23:16 PM
Granted but then it blows out a pair of Westy blackenders.

I wish I had a 75w MV ballast
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on September 16, 2012, 08:54:53 PM
Granted but it's shorted and blows out a rare lamp
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Post by: joe_347V on September 17, 2012, 09:17:16 PM
Wish error 404
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on September 17, 2012, 10:45:58 PM
In that case, 404 at blowing out Westy blackenders
I wish I had a case of Westy blackenders
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Post by: A_lights on September 18, 2012, 12:08:29 AM
Granted they arrive in pieces expect 2 survived !

I wish i were better at gas welding
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on September 18, 2012, 08:25:57 PM
Granted but you still aren't perfect...
I wish I had an 8 foot 75w slimline fixture
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Post by: joe_347V on September 20, 2012, 10:52:48 PM
Granted but the ballast leaked and had PCBs

I wish I had a F90T17 fixture.
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on September 24, 2012, 09:24:07 PM
Granted but it was already retrofitted to the InstaBlow T5s
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Post by: A_lights on September 24, 2012, 09:38:21 PM
ERROR wish not vaild/ corruptable

I wish i were a superhero like Jace
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Post by: joe_347V on September 25, 2012, 09:43:05 PM
Granted but then your weakness is MV lights.

I wish I knew why there are so many wish errors here.
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on September 28, 2012, 07:29:08 PM
Granted but that's because you're the source of them!
I wish all the MainLighters I'm getting were cool white instead of warm white.
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Post by: joe_347V on September 28, 2012, 09:36:26 PM
Granted but then they're almost EOL

I wish I had another LPS ballast.
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on September 30, 2012, 09:39:27 AM
Granted but it buzzes super loudly and it drives you crazy...
I wish I had a low-wattage mercury vapor light for my room...
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Post by: A_lights on October 01, 2012, 02:03:21 AM
Granted but the lamps are all dimmed out making them night lights  that consume more power then needed

I wish GE soft white100  knew how rare those warm white mainlighters are...i only have cool white ones
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on October 01, 2012, 09:56:23 AM
Really? :shock:  I see them all over LG and GOL!
Granted but then he ends up with like fifty of those rare lamps!
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Post by: joe_347V on October 01, 2012, 11:36:12 PM
Wish error 401

I wish I had more Mainlighters...I only have one :/
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on October 02, 2012, 09:20:33 PM
Granted but, like mine, they're halophosphate warm white and don't start and just glow dimly at the ends
I wish I had a case of cool white MainLighters
BTW Joe, is yours Canadian or American?
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Post by: joe_347V on October 03, 2012, 12:30:52 AM
Granted but then they're broken.

I wish Andy knew that my GE Mainlighter is Canadian.
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on October 03, 2012, 10:10:32 AM
Granted but then that day it mysteriously lost vacuum (JUST  KIDDING)
I wish I had a 75w 2 lamp slimline light for my bedroom
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Post by: A_lights on October 03, 2012, 10:15:45 PM
Granted but the capacitor is bad causing lamps to only light half way and they fail early

I wish there were no such thing as Math tests
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on October 09, 2012, 08:04:30 PM
Granted but then you couldn't be a lighting nut, let alone anything else
I wish I coud get the opportunity to run a friend's excavator...
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Post by: A_lights on October 09, 2012, 09:01:21 PM
Granted, it just happens to have a mechanical failure when he lets you use it then blames you

I wish there would be more Re-stores here
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on October 09, 2012, 09:39:14 PM
@Aaron, LOL I actually laughed out loud picturing how that would go over...I can just see it now...
Little off topic, but ever notice some people seriously overreact and some really under-react? I have stories for both...
Granted but they don't have lighting-related stuff there...
I wish people would make funny replies to my wishes all the time like Aaron just did
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Post by: A_lights on October 09, 2012, 10:42:03 PM
lol one time i was using a Honda mower that was my customer's the engine decided to blow a rod out the side of the engine when i started it from a cold start, it was 15-20 years old used weekly so it lasted !

I wish that nothing ever happened
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Post by: FGS on October 09, 2012, 10:50:38 PM
Granted then life would be boring! No fun stuff to explore or do.

I wish I had a Ford Crown Victoria P-71 from 1998 to 2011.
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Post by: A_lights on October 09, 2012, 10:53:33 PM
Granted but one valve sticks so it runs a bit funny

I wish i had a ford F250 diesel for my next vehicle
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on October 09, 2012, 11:20:22 PM
LOL I can just picture throwing a track or something like that on my friend's excavator.
Granted but due to another drunk driver it gets totalled in a parking lot.
I wish I bigger battery/inverter system (yes I live off the grid) to power my 175w MV area light all night.
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Post by: joe_347V on October 16, 2012, 04:59:37 PM
Granted but then the ballast died because the inverter was a cheap square wave one.

I wish that buying lighting parts in Canada was cheaper.
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on October 16, 2012, 07:33:55 PM
@Joe, will a modified sine wave inverter kill a HX-NPF 175w MV ballast? It seems to run fine, although it buzzes like a hockey buzzer, although not as loud as some fixtures I've heard running on sine wave power!
Granted but they're cheesy quality.
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Post by: A_lights on October 17, 2012, 11:24:33 PM
No wish made error!

I wish every light i looked at showed up in my collection
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on October 18, 2012, 10:06:52 AM
Granted but you run out of space to store them!
I wish I had a 75w slimline light on my bedroom ceiling!
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Post by: FGS on October 18, 2012, 04:16:28 PM
Granted, but your room is 6X6 and there are two A/C vents in the corners so you can't install it diagonally.

I wish I had a new DSLR camera.
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on October 18, 2012, 08:01:13 PM
Granted but it's defective right out of the box
I wish I had a 175w HX-NPF MV ballast and lamp for a work light.
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Post by: FGS on October 18, 2012, 11:41:13 PM
Granted but it's a undersized ballast for the lamp's wattage.

I wish I had a 400w MV OV-25.

BTW This is GoL's 10,000th post.  ;D
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Post by: A_lights on October 19, 2012, 09:16:46 AM
Granted, it comes with a free wasps nest that's huge and live  ;D

I wish i could find a job
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on October 19, 2012, 09:36:11 AM
Granted but it's cleaning restrooms at a fast food restaraunt for minimim wage...
I wish I had a cool white GE MainLighter lamo
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Post by: A_lights on October 23, 2012, 08:36:29 PM
granted its Nearly EOL

i wish there were some kind of camera phone app that could convert writing or text into text just by taking a photo
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on October 26, 2012, 09:32:41 AM
Granted but it's all in binary digits...
I wish I had good computer speakers...
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Post by: joe_347V on October 30, 2012, 01:00:16 AM
Granted but it trips your breaker.
 
I wish my Restore started having cool lighting stuff again.
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on October 30, 2012, 09:35:53 AM
Granted but none of it works.
I wish I could find a 75w slimline fixture
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Post by: A_lights on October 30, 2012, 09:05:52 PM
Granted the socket is melted and ballast leads are cut short

I wish there was a HPS cycling in Andy's window  ;D.... J/K
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on October 31, 2012, 09:59:40 PM
I wish there was a cycling 1KW HPS in Aaron's window...just kidding...
No actually that could never happen since the nearest streetlight is like 70 miles away (unless you count my 175w MV yard light (which is on only when needed) and a 70w HPS light at a friend'a house nearby and a disconencted 175w MV light at another house in the area.)
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Post by: Mike on November 10, 2012, 08:11:38 PM
I wish the locked Corrupt a wish was unpinned from the top of the game list since it's pointless having a locked topic pinned up at the top.
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on November 12, 2012, 09:07:09 PM
Granted but now you get confused because you're used to seeing it at the top instead of somewhere else...
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Post by: joe_347V on November 14, 2012, 01:21:30 AM
WISH ERROR USER HAS BEEN BANNED
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Post by: A_lights on November 14, 2012, 01:50:23 PM
Granted  :-[

I wish i didnt have to work cashier at kmart
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on November 14, 2012, 07:41:48 PM
Granted but then you're unemployed
Do you ring up lighting stuff occasionally?
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Post by: A_lights on November 14, 2012, 11:01:02 PM
Only a few bulbs, a pair of Sylvania F40T12/830,  and some incandescent and CFL lamps

I wish i had a ballast for my 20W mini MH lamps
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on November 15, 2012, 08:31:18 PM
Granted but it doesn't work
I wish I could find a case of F96T12 lamps and a fixture for them.
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Post by: Mike on November 16, 2012, 05:08:20 PM
Granted, but you have to come to S. Attleboro, MA to get it! (the ballast anyways, that is...)

I wish i didn't have to do world history 1 projects all the time. >:(
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on November 16, 2012, 07:55:15 PM
Granted but that means you get failing grades
I wish three phase breaker panels made more sense to me
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Post by: joe_347V on November 22, 2012, 12:38:20 PM
Granted but then you have to learn stuff like differential equations and vector calculus along with it in a electrical engineering program.

I wish the stuff I order online would arrive sooner.
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on November 22, 2012, 02:27:58 PM
Granted but it gets destroyed by the postal service
(ever notice putting fragile stickers on a package only seems to increase your chances of it getting destroyed?)
I wish I had a 400w coated Weather Duty LifeGuard!
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Post by: A_lights on November 22, 2012, 02:46:33 PM
Granted,  the starting resistor is defective,the lamp will only start on pulse start MH ballast

I wish the 75W /841 Philips alto slimline lamps were less expensive
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Post by: joe_347V on November 22, 2012, 02:52:23 PM
Granted but then make them with Alto III to cut costs.

I wish I could get my two GE Bonusline /C lamps working again. 
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on November 22, 2012, 03:51:57 PM
Granted but they're pretty dim.
Joe, have you looked around for a 400w  probe start MH highbay head? That should ballast your 400w lamps properly. Then you could try a BBQ ignitor I guess...plus MH ballasts have higher OCV than MV ballasts do.
I wish I had some working .8A rapid start ballasts to install in some of my defunct shoplights
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Post by: joe_347V on November 23, 2012, 08:49:02 PM
Granted but they hum loudly and get really hot.

I wish Andy knew I know of a place with 400w MH highbay heads for sale.
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on November 24, 2012, 09:58:31 PM
I have three but there's no way I can ship to Canada...
 Granted but I'd suggest keep trying ReStore, industrial salvage places, scrapyards, eBay, CraigsList, newspaper classifieds, and stores that are remodeling and maybe with the T8/T5 changeover you'll get lucky!
If they'll let you you could try the streetlight dumpster of your local utility for an old cobrahead you could keep or cannibalize the ballast from...
I wish Joe would have the best luck in finding one!
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Post by: joe_347V on November 24, 2012, 11:19:50 PM
Granted but I already found a place that sold one.

I wish Andy would read my last post again so he knows I've found a place that sold 400w highbay heads so he would stop bugging me to find one.
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on November 24, 2012, 11:23:43 PM
Admittedly I speed-read forum posts sometimes when in a hurry and I thought you meant you COULDN'T find one.
Did you buy one? Let's see pics :)
BTW I got that vintage shoplight today. I don't have a working camera at the moment otherwise I'd take photos. It's branded Sears but I have no idea if that's who made it actually. It also has a GE BonusLine .8A ballast!
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Post by: A_lights on December 05, 2012, 01:58:07 AM
Not sure if that's corrupatble at all lol

Granted the bAlast does nOt work

I wish there were some 1Kw MV lamps i could have
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on December 05, 2012, 10:54:10 AM
Granted but they don't work
I wish I had an unbroken, NOS, mint condition case of Norelco F40CWs!
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Post by: joe_347V on December 05, 2012, 10:37:42 PM
Granted but then they got fried because your ballast shorted.

I wish I had a 700w mercury lamp.
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on December 06, 2012, 11:05:55 AM
Granted but you don't have a ballast to run it.
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Post by: joe_347V on December 07, 2012, 11:19:36 PM
ANDY WISH ERROR
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on December 08, 2012, 08:27:13 PM
Sorry, looks like I had a "blonde moment" even though I'm not blonde.  I just use that term generically regardless of hair color...
I wish I had a big four-wheeler to go off-roading with that ran flawlessly...
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Post by: joe_347V on December 08, 2012, 08:55:25 PM
Granted but then we crushed it with your friend's Hitachi EX200LC excavator.

I wish we still had incandescent traffic lights in use.
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on December 09, 2012, 07:04:10 PM
Granted but they all have analgam CFLs in them and since those take forever to warm up they're pretty much useless.
I wish I could crush stuff with an excavator (maybe the excavator version of that "driving through 500 florescent bulbs" video...
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Post by: joe_347V on December 09, 2012, 07:20:20 PM
Granted but then I took your excavator away and scrapped it.

I wish we still had incandescent traffic lights in use with 8000 hr incandescent lamps fitted.
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on December 09, 2012, 11:17:47 PM
Granted but they are Chinese and last barely a tenth of that so on your normal daily commute it's a miracle if you don't see a nonworking traffic light.
I wish I had an 18 or 35 watt LPS yardblaster that worked flawlessly to replace my energy-hungry, (although beautiful) 175w MV yard light or keep both of them up but use the LPS most of the time so I could run it overnight on my battery system.
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Post by: joe_347V on December 10, 2012, 02:00:08 AM
Granted but then the ballast got fried because the harmonic distortion from the modified sine wave inverter you were using created excessive eddy currents in the iron core which overheated the ballast.

I wish Andy had ten Gulls in his room right now.
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on December 10, 2012, 09:16:49 PM
Granted but they didn't poo on me...
In my experience, that MV  yard light does fine on modified sine wave inverter electricity, but buzzes louder than normal like any ballast will. Seems normally bright too.
I wish I could get a job running heavy equipment
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on December 19, 2012, 05:53:45 PM
Granted, but now they use computer-controlled exacvators,etc.

I wish composite video outputs didn't exist on DVD players.
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Post by: FGS on December 19, 2012, 11:19:08 PM
Granted but it turns out the only free connectors in the back of the TV are composite video inputs.

I wish that the world did not end this Friday in December 21st, 2012. (Just buy a new Mayan calendar on this date and you're good to go.)
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on December 20, 2012, 01:31:18 AM
Granted but the Mayan calendars are all sold out...
I wish we had more daylight hours here in the winter in Alaska...
(I think this whole world ending thing is a bunch of hype). I could be wrong, but they've put out a lot of hype about the end of the world before and nothing has happened...but if the world ends it won't matter anyway since we won't exist so I'm not going to worry.
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Post by: A_lights on December 21, 2012, 02:41:00 AM
Granted the world ends in 3 hours and 30 mins, we all die

I wish people wouldn't predict The end of the world. ..its just a way to make people act stupid and spend more money
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on December 21, 2012, 01:08:38 PM
I couldn't agree with Aaron more....
Granted but then people die from being sucked out into space...
I wish there weren't so many trees next to my house that block winter sunlight on short winter days like today...
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Post by: A_lights on January 19, 2013, 08:46:40 PM
granted, a logging company takes away all the beautiful trees with their saws and they go away on a truck

i wish for a clear 1kw MV lamp, then i will have all different 1kw lamps
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on January 26, 2013, 08:29:16 PM
LOL they couldn't get to them...no cars/roads here...
Granted but it doesn't work...
I wish I could go off-roading/tree-bashing/mud slinging/ice breaking with a four-wheeler.
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Post by: A_lights on January 27, 2013, 10:54:50 AM
Granted but you hit a tree  :o :o

i wish i could have all the money in the world  ;D
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on January 27, 2013, 08:46:50 PM
If it was a small tree, I'd just knock it over...or should I hook up a chain and rip it out? :lol:
Granted but you get robbed and now you're broke...
I wish I had an 8' slimline fixture...
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Post by: A_lights on January 29, 2013, 02:10:17 PM
granted the ballast is electronic and does not work but simply smokes like crazy

i wish i had an F90T17 fixture and another lamp
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on January 29, 2013, 10:56:35 PM
Granted; the ballast turns out to be shorted and kills the lamps
I wish that the stupid shifter on the four-wheeler wouldn't freeze in neutral every time it gets anywhere below freezing and take days to thaw without a heat gun or other heating so I could run over snowmen and go off roading in the snow and mud slinging when it rains on top of snow turning it to slush...
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Post by: A_lights on February 03, 2013, 11:58:09 AM
granted the clutch fails shortly after

i wish that i could be a bird
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on February 15, 2013, 07:36:11 PM
Granted but you can't fly because you're either a penguin or a chicken...
BTW we don't have penguins in Alaska contrary to popular belief...
I wish I had a preheat F40T12 fixture...
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Post by: A_lights on February 17, 2013, 11:32:25 AM
Granted, but it only works on one side and the wires are brittle.

I wish i had more induction lamps.
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on February 17, 2013, 02:45:27 PM
Granted but they don't last very long and were expensive to begin with...
I wish I had a bunch of 8' slimline lights in this room...
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Post by: A_lights on March 03, 2013, 06:13:44 AM
Grated all the lamps are junk 60W alto energy savers which are mercury starved

I wish i had a restore with good finds nearby
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on March 03, 2013, 11:59:37 AM
Granted, but it's really overpriced there...
I wish I had a preheat 2xF40T12 industrial unit...
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Post by: A_lights on March 09, 2013, 12:07:35 AM
Granted, it has rusted to dust practically

I wish more people played games these days
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Post by: joe_347V on March 09, 2013, 01:44:50 PM
Granted but I got bored because people post the same replies over and over again.

I wish people could some up with better replies (really).
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Post by: A_lights on March 09, 2013, 02:01:21 PM
Granted, its all the gulls fault for not playing anymore

I wish Winter would be over with
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on March 11, 2013, 07:29:02 PM
Granted, but then it stays in the triple digits for like six months and there are water shortages and the ER is full of people with heatstroke...
I wish I had a 400w /W mercury lamp!
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Post by: A_lights on March 11, 2013, 10:33:51 PM
granted, i  live in Michigan, no such thing as a water shortage :P

i wish that i had a warm white blackender and LPS lamp/fixture!
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on March 12, 2013, 10:21:21 PM
Granted but your house gets struck by lightning while they're lit and they get fried...
I wish I had a case of Daylight Deluxe F40T12s...
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Post by: A_lights on March 20, 2013, 01:02:15 AM
granted half of them were broken

I wish i could find out if i got that job with the electrical company
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on March 22, 2013, 09:24:56 PM
Granted but unfortunately it didn't work out...
(actually I hope it does for you!)
I wish I could go mudding with an ATV...
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Post by: MercuryVapor175 on April 01, 2013, 06:31:56 PM
Granted, but the engine got clogged and couldn't start.

I wish that more people can be more informed and wise before making comments about MV lamps and light pollution
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on April 01, 2013, 10:52:28 PM
Granted but they got informed by IDA...
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Post by: joe_347V on April 02, 2013, 01:24:56 AM
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on April 02, 2013, 10:09:24 PM
(insert computerized faux-female voice) I'm sorry, I cannot corrupt your wish because it appears to be written in French...
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Post by: joe_347V on April 02, 2013, 10:56:55 PM
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Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on April 02, 2013, 11:00:43 PM
I'm sorry, I cannot process your wish...
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on April 03, 2013, 12:27:24 PM
Error: EWGEFDVDV SDVVDV WISH dfvfbdfbef NOT FOUND dsvdsavasdVD FROM USER ddukfdsv "GESOFTWHITE100WATTS" dfvfdbvcxn ixn FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN BANS OF THREAD CLOSING sacbsd csdcud sdsc=xncksbchsdnckjscnbjkzxcnjxzcnxzkjcnjdkscjdnczxkjcnxzkjcnjxzkncjxcnxzkjcnxkjcnlxkjcnldjkcnskcnjxnkcjncjkn iocndsvdsbvdhhduicbdic dsiufeh hf 4uhfui gbnvbcxuizc
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: A_lights on April 04, 2013, 10:10:51 AM
 :o  ;D

granted, but there was no more thread to buy

I wish that i could start on my new job today!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on April 04, 2013, 10:04:20 PM
Granted but it's all training sessions...
I wish I had an extra F40 ballast right now...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on April 13, 2013, 07:25:33 PM
granted, but the ballast is dead.

i wish i liked this game lol. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on April 13, 2013, 08:39:58 PM
Granted but you got so addicted to it you couldn't have a non-Internet life anymore. (of course that wouldn't happen).
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: A_lights on June 13, 2013, 06:51:28 PM
Granted nothing because you didn't have anything to corrupt

i wish i didn't replace like 15 electronic ballaasts today, they are just failing left and right because of those POS 25W F32T8 lamps
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on June 14, 2013, 11:14:26 AM
Granted but the new ballasts are defective right out of the box...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on June 23, 2013, 03:00:27 PM
Edit...I wish I could be in Alaska right now...
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on June 25, 2013, 06:04:56 PM
Granted but GEsoftwhite100watts happened so GEsoftwhite100watts had to GEsoftwhite100watts the fixtures

I wish for GEsoftwhite100watts
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on June 25, 2013, 09:25:49 PM
Granted but GEsoftwhite100watts had to GEsoftwhite100watts
I wish I could figure out why Joseph now uses my name as a multipurpose fill-in-the-blank word for everything...
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on June 25, 2013, 11:56:52 PM
Granted the answer is GEsoftwhite100watts!

I wish I knew why I can't stop saying GEsoftwhite100watts? ??? ??? ??? :8)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on June 30, 2013, 08:42:50 AM
Granted, now you're saying Joe_347v instead!
I wish I could find a preheat F40 fixture or F96T12 fixture.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on June 30, 2013, 12:06:09 PM
Granted but GEsoftwhite100watts

I wish GEsoftwhite100watts could be the most GEsoftwhite100watts since he is GEsoftwhite100watts and how is he GEsoftwhite100watts?
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Model25FanForever on June 30, 2013, 06:05:34 PM
I wish I had multiple ITT Model 25's
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on June 30, 2013, 10:36:26 PM
Granted but they all have bad ballasts.
I wish I had a 4-lamp F40 preheat fixture.
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on July 01, 2013, 12:38:18 AM
Granted but you get PCBs on you while taking it apart.

I wish GEsoftwhite100watts could be the most GEsoftwhite100watts since he is GEsoftwhite100watts and how is he GEsoftwhite100watts? 
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Model25FanForever on July 22, 2013, 06:25:33 AM
Granted. But you have melted my mind.  :D

I wish for it to rain powerlites.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on August 31, 2013, 04:08:38 PM
Granted but they get broken from falling!
I wish I had a cobrahead!
Title: DON'T CORRUPT MY WISH :-P
Post by: Mike on September 01, 2013, 10:26:55 AM
Granted, but it was a snakes head not a street light. :P

I wish that i can get all those preheaters from my aunt and uncles basement perfectly intact and that they all work properly.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on September 01, 2013, 02:55:14 PM
Granted!
I wish I could do the same as you!
Title: AHH SO YOU LISTENED TO ME, EH ANDY? lol
Post by: Mike on September 01, 2013, 05:06:00 PM
(no comment)
Title: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
Post by: joe_347V on September 01, 2013, 06:30:53 PM
(299 Bloor Call Control.....)
Title: LOL WHAT YOU TYPE APPEARS ON THE MAIN FORUM PAGE HEHEHE
Post by: Mike on September 01, 2013, 06:35:02 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on September 03, 2013, 09:56:35 AM
I wish we had a 5-day school week here instead of the silly 4-day week.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on September 03, 2013, 05:22:06 PM
wGranted but school is boring. :P

I have a two day week. :o :P i wish it was just a full week off. what's the point of a two day week? lol We got yesterday off and we also get Thursday and Friday off for Rosh Hashanah. I guess there's a high population of Jewish people in Cranston? Most of the kids in my classes are Italian (i'm not though, I'm Irish, Canadian French (my mom's dad's parents immigrated from Quebec), and a little bit of English). Hey, anyone want to start a nationality thread? I think it'd be cool to see what descent people are. I find genealogy a little cool. Anyone else out there?
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on September 03, 2013, 11:39:30 PM
I wish I had a 4-lamp F40 preheater!
Title: Re: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: joe_347V on September 04, 2013, 10:24:53 PM
I have a two day week. :o :P i wish it was just a full week off. what's the point of a two day week? lol We got yesterday off and we also get Thursday and Friday off for Rosh Hashanah. I guess there's a high population of Jewish people in Cranston? Most of the kids in my classes are Italian (i'm not though, I'm Irish, Canadian French (my mom's dad's parents immigrated from Quebec), and a little bit of English). Hey, anyone want to start a nationality thread? I think it'd be cool to see what descent people are. I find genealogy a little cool. Anyone else out there?

O_o you guys get two days off for Rosh Hashanah. Back when I was in HS, we had to submit a form to get those days off even though around 1/3 of my school was Jewish.

I also have a couple days off this week,  I got Tuesdays off this term and I'm off this Thursday since my labs don't start till next week. :P Still have class on Friday though.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on September 05, 2013, 09:35:01 AM
yeah we get both days off by default even though i don't know one Jewish person in my school lol. I don't know that many people to begin with though lol. We get Yom Kippur off too. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on September 05, 2013, 08:38:39 PM
Don't corrupt this one...I hope to get all those vintage rapid start lights from a former teacher's woodshop!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Mike on September 06, 2013, 07:14:07 PM
Wish Corrupted. wish corruption corrupted. Wish corruption failed. LOL

Looks like we've corrupted the corrupt a wish thread lol. :P ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on September 08, 2013, 11:28:56 AM
I wish I had a Westy Lifeguard lamp.
Title: I wish I knew why Andy likes excavators.
Post by: joe_347V on September 08, 2013, 01:11:36 PM
Sure, you can have this, (http://www.beachdecorshop.com/Lifeguard-Chair-Lamp.html) I'll just slap a Westy sticker on it.

Title: LOL JOE IS PUNNY!
Post by: Mike on September 08, 2013, 04:56:46 PM
My cousin has a racecar lamp like that. :P
Title: Someone needs to corrupt my wish
Post by: joe_347V on September 08, 2013, 09:50:36 PM
Your Westy sticker is here:

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/102661519/Lighting/GoL_Pics/Westy.png)
Title: Cool beans Joe!
Post by: Mike on September 09, 2013, 06:56:54 PM
 8)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Model25FanForever on September 14, 2013, 12:27:08 PM
Nice sticker joe, LOL I like your 10 second sticker.  Westinghouse should just use your drawing instead.  8)  :P ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: A_lights on September 17, 2013, 04:56:51 PM
Granted, Westinghouse gained popularity!

i wish i could get F40T12s and other lamps at work
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Model25FanForever on September 17, 2013, 08:07:56 PM
Granted but somebody broke the tubes.

I wish every LED gets replaced by Model 25's  ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on September 19, 2013, 10:11:20 PM
Granted but they use LED conversion kits. 
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on November 05, 2013, 09:49:33 PM
I wish we had a ReStore in this town...
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: Solanaceae on August 03, 2015, 03:40:34 PM
Granted, but it'd be a hub for hippies (like mine).  :P
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on August 11, 2015, 04:12:20 PM
I wish the thrift stores here had more convenient hours.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: High Intensity on November 19, 2018, 08:31:55 PM
Granted but all of the good stuff is gone as people keep buying it out.

I wish more people played this game.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on December 08, 2018, 10:57:03 PM
Granted but they all turn out to be trolls and spammers. 

I wish I was done with college.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish.
Post by: GEsoftwhite100watts on February 23, 2019, 09:14:30 PM
Granted but you wished for something you didn't really want, only for it to come true!