Gallery of Lights
Unrelated Stuff => Forum Games => Topic started by: Lil'Cinnamon on November 21, 2009, 12:08:21 AM
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Wish for anything. then the person below corrupts it and makes the wish gets granted, but makes it go horribly wrong!
Example:
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I wish i had money
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Granted, but then you spend the money on illegal stuff and get in jail!
Fun game.
Ill start:
I wish i had a better camera...
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1: You can buy a better camera but you won't be able to afford shipping for the Westinghouse NEMA I have for you!
2: I wish I was hearing and not deaf.
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1: Granted, but you will have to hear the braying from the giraffe.
2: I wish for a new car.
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Granted, but the car breaks down in the middle of nowhere and you get stranded without food or water...
I wish i can fly.
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1: Granted but you get hit by a bird and fall into a pit
2: I wish I could know what other people were thinking.
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Granted, but someone could be thinking something that you don't want to know!
I wish seagulls couldn't fly!
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1: Granted, but they wouldn't guard the streetlights against heavier pelicans, which are bigger and makes a bigger mess. (True story, a gull scared off a pelican about to land on a light he's on.)
2: I wish the world would be lit by induction lights in streetlights.
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Granted, but a bunch of good linemens we know will be laid off due to less maintance and they won't be needed!
I wish I was not at work right now (I am on a lunch break overnight)
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1.Granted, If you were not at work right now you would have no more money for lighting stuff.
2. I wish I could have a LPS fixture
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1: Granted then you wouldn't be able to light it up since it's 50hz and 230v.
2: Wish the world is at peace and drug free.
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Granted, but it will be nearly impossible to maintain it and keep the world like that. Have faith, is all you can do!
I wish I was meeting around lighting friends, I am alone!
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Granted, but the lighting friends stole your OV-25 Silverliner!
I wish there were less Metal Halide fixtures that turn green because of bad capictors.
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1. Granted but because the capacitors last longer and not affect the lamp current allowing the metal halide lamps to explode at end of life leaving glass and mercury vapour all over the place.
2. I wish more white light source streetlight were installed.
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Granted, but all the white light attracted lots of bugs and annoyed people
I wish that HPS was banned and Mercury Vapor un-banned.
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Granted, but a lot of linemen lost their jobs due to less attention needed on streetlighting.
I wish our gasoline was cheaper and more affordable.
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1: Granted then there will be more cars on the roads and more pollution.
2: I wish someone who knows stuff about lighting technologies and their pros & cons was a president of the US. And that person knows that people has different taste in lights used in their area.
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Granted, but they knew nothing about foreign affairs and some random people invaded the U.S. and stole all the vintage mercury vapor bulbs.
I wish that they would come out with a virus for Macs so all the people who LOVE them will have to get knew ones....
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Granted but your Admin GullWhiz would be mad at you for wishing that wish since he is one of the Mac users.
I wish nothing ever broke.
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Mac's are Alright,given that Mac's do suffer less Problems than Windows,ive never had any major problems with any Windows ive owned.
keep in mind no Computer is indestructable,there could be a virus that could crash a mac.
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Granted but you did not make any wishes so it has not been granted!
I wish FGS and Form109 starts having problems with their windows :-P
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Granted then me and form109 wouldn't be able to post such awesome pics and chat on AIM.
I wish that MV were available for pulse start mh ballasts over 100w.
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Granted but instead of MV being dimmed out which I like seeing, they will cycle instead!
I wish I saw FGS today!
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Granted, but he steals all your lamps! ;D
I wish i had more vintage incandescents!
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Granted but they broke and you have less after breaking em.
I wish I could sleep more.
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Granted, then you could not be to work on time.
I think every Westy lifeguard should be found and given to the lighting community people!
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Granted but you did not make any wishes so it has not been granted!
I wish FGS and Form109 starts having problems with their windows :-P
shame on you to wish Bad Ju Ju on others! ;D
and i wish the Whole MV ban can be flipped...and HPS becomes Banned! ;D
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Granted, but now Jace feels cold! His HPS fixture suits him as a portable fireplace...the colors makes him feel warm....one of the positives about HPS!
I wish FGS would visit me a lot closer to me.
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Granted but Jace won't get free money from Quiznos that they gives to you. (Inside joke from our first meet.)
I wish that I had a copymachine that copies lamps and fixtures from pictures to real and restore them to new. Just take a pic of a long life westy (the ones lasting 30years and still bright) and get exact copies of the lamp but new unused. Hehehehe. Then I would be set for life.
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Granted but you will end up making too many of them, that they will...
1. Clutter up
2. Make your dad angry
3. They won't be rare or unique anymore because you made so many copies of the rare lamps!
I wish I had the ballast and socket for a Powergroove lamp
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Granted then you won't have space to hang it up. Too big. (Who gave you a powergroove? :P)
I wish I had gotten an OV-15.
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Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish for everything annoying to go away...
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Granted, but then you can't annoy anyone or you'll go away along with anything annoying.
I wish that I had a printer that could make a working copy of anything that I find on the internet.
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Granted, but then the printer runs out of ink quick and Obama is the only one who sells the special ink.
I think that electronic ballasts should fail more often!
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Granted, each time one fails, it burns the building down!
I wish my girlfriend was here with me.
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Granted, but your ex-gf is now very very angry!
I wish we could have more peace in this world and work together!
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granted, but now it's all work and no play!
I wish I was sleepy.
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Granted, then you will miss your favorite TV shows. Or you won't see your friends.
I wish I knew how to wire my working 100w MV ballast.
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Granted but you learned nothing!
I wish Form109 would meep!
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Granted, but it's so loud, even deaf people hear it
I wish I had an LPS!
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Granted.....you got the LPS...but nothing to power it with (properly)!
I wish I had a cup of water
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Granted but you learned nothing!
I wish Form109 would meep!
Granted....(MEEP!)...but you Gain Nothing
i wish i had a Lifeguard.
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granted, but you break it playing with it!
I wish we had more members here!
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granted, but you break it playing with it!
I wish we had more members here!
Granted,but they will Throw Raw Eggs at you!
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Granted but you didn't make a wish ;D
I wish I had a new laptop.
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Granted but it has Windows Vista!
I wish Form109 would not use the quotes!
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Granted, but he uses bold print I instead of quotes.
I wish my computer did NOT have vista on it! (ugh. I need to get rid of that OS anyway)
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Granted, then you have to deal with the smaller keyboard and screen as those small laptops have XP on them. But they're easy to carry around. ;D
I wish that they didn't use electronic ballasts with the push-sockets but preheat magnetic ballasts with Y-sockets.
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Granted, then the lamps would be hard to get out when a maintenance guy puts the lamp in wrong and it welds into the socket!
I think that poetry should be banned so students don't have to write it. lol.
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Granted but lots of women wouldn't be too happy as they love to hear romantic poetry!
I wish all HPS was banned!
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Granted then buildings that look nice lit by HPS will look ugly under white light.
I wish I had a 250w and 400w metal halide ballasts that works.
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Granted but you are in a big risk of one exploding on your face!
I wish I was a gull!
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Who says I was gonna use MH lamps on them? :P
Granted the you can't hold the lights and play with them. You can't even use Mac and the Droid. Gulls don't have thumbs.
I wish that Mac was cheaper.
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Granted but the quality goes down, and will not have wireless, built in camera, bluetooth, and all the special extras and will just break easily
I wish the electricity out of our outlets was DC instead of AC
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Granted, then all our AC devices won't work anymore. Including our nice and heavy ballasts. Have to be all electronics. No more preheat blinky start of fluoros.
I wish that Westinghouse was still in business. (The real Westinghouse.)
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Granted but Westinghouse stuff are extremely expensive due to high quality!
I wish more retail store would sell more HID fixtures....in a great price!
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Granted then all of the homeowners will start putting up HID fixtures everywhere creating lots of glarebombs!
I wish that I had a halfpiper fluorescent fixture.
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Granted but it has broken sockets, worn asbestos wiring, leaky PCBs from the ballast, one of the lights dont work (4 lamps...only 3 sets sockets works, one end plate is missing, there is a lot of rust all over!!!
I wish joe_347V had a perfect conditioned halfpiper fluorescent fixture!
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Granted: Joe's fixture was so perfect that Jace used gullpower to steal it :o
I wish I had a Sylvania 50W HPS lamp.
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Granted, then the lamp have a severely bent arctube. You try fixing it but wind up breaking the arctube itself.
I wish I was the President of the US. Then I would kick the dumb ballast ban outta the windows.
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Granted, you got the ban repealed, but unfortunately that was the only thing you could do, you caused the USA to go much lower than the 30s Great Depression. Now we all are upset. Thanks a lot Worst President in HISTORY!
I wish I climbed so high for you guys!
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Granted:but you climbed so high and lost your grip and fell half way down.
I think wishes should always be corrupted
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Granted: But then its not fun any more ;)
I wish for a 1000 watt HPS Ballast.
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Granted but you still have to pay for shipping, and it's 100 bucks...and ignitor and cap is NOT included!
I wish for a Yoplait Whips yogurt!
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Granted, and it's expired and the flavor you hate.
I wish I had a real police lightbar for my collection like Whelen or Federal Signals, it works perfectly, and the police departments are fine with me having it.
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Granted but you don't have room for it and you're forced to give it away to someone else.
I wish I had a Ontario highway sign in perfect condition and the highway department is fine with me having it.
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Granted, it's in perfect condition, but carrying it home, you bend it!
I wish it would rain here more!
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Granted but your transformer went KA-BOOM and KER-BOOM that it caught fire and flamed down all the powerlines and powerpoles....Now you are left in the dark...for a month...in a damp area!
I wish I could hang up and display all of my streetlights!
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Granted but then DSA will come knocking at your door saying you violated some kind of dark sky law and take all of your lights away.
I wish the MTO would install more truss light poles (http://galleryoflights.sanriovillage.com/mb/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-34) instead of tapered e lights.
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Granted but taxpayers will have to pay more for better quality poles and arms.
I wish there was no lighting rules such as Dark Sky, energy saving EPA and all that....
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I ain't corrupting that one! No way! It's game over for corrupt a wish. ;D
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I ain't corrupting that one! No way! It's game over for corrupt a wish. ;D
Then you lose!!!
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I wish you would make a wish! ;D
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Them someone will corrupt it ;D
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I wish there was no lighting rules such as Dark Sky, energy saving EPA and all that....
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Granted, it's controlled by the public, and the public people ban all MV lamps!
I wish I didn't have to work today.
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Granted, but your missed your bonus and your boss gave it to someone else.
I wish they still sold quality MV fixtures in stores and the ban was repealed.
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Granted, they are high quality to Chinese standards only!
I wish I didn't get bored all the time!
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Granted but then you would get bored of not being bored and you be back where you started.
I wish Georgia Power sold used streetlights.
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Granted but then you either:
1. don't have enough money to buy them.
2. buy so much you run out of room.
3. buy a broken one.
I wish I had a working brand new 1000W MV lamp that won't explode when I turn it on.
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Granted, it instead trips the breaker when you turn it on!
I wish the rain would go all night!
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Granted, but your area got all flooded and a-floatin' away went your collection!
I wish Gallery of Lights was the most popular webpage in the world!
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Granted but then the servers will crash from too much people trying to post!
I wish I had more sunny weather here.
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Granted, you NEVER get rain anymore, and the sun never sets!
I wish I had something to eat!
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Granted but you gobbled it up that you again have nothing to eat!
I wish I was in a warm and toasty room!
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Granted, but you have 60 minutes before it gets too hot and you have to leave!
I wish I could think of something to wish for!
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Granted you'll think of something to wish for but it wouldn't come true
I wish my fluorescent light would stop humming loudly.
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Granted: But it stopped humming because it died.
I wish I could get another 1000 watt Metal Halide lamp for free.
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Granted, but it only works for an hour!
I wish I didn't have a headache.
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Granted but you fall asleep from having a headache for so long.
I wish I had a pencil.
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Granted, then the pencil ran out of lead and then all that was left was a pen.
I think a new type of HID lamp should be invented
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Granted but then get banned because it'll explode when it's turned on.
I wish they would build a new highway here.
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Granted, but it's a highway built with speed bumps placed right next to each other! ;D
I wish I could ride on a highway built with nothing but speed bumps!
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Granted then the country would grind to a halt as the speed bumps are hard on the cars/trucks/buses and their wheels fall off.
I wish someone made a nice wish and it comes true and not be corrupted.
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Granted but someone's bad wish that was negative was NOT corrupted INTO good...so yer stuck with a bad wish!
I wish I posted a lot of pictures in GoL page!
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Granted, but YOU use all the space! ;D
I wish I had more lights!
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Granted then you use up all the space in your room.
I wish the snow here was easy to make snowmen. Now it's hard and powdery. Very cold too! 25F @ 3:30PM Eastern.
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Granted but then there will be too much snow and you won't be able to go outside since the snow blocked off your door.
I wish it would get warmer here.
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Granted, but it gets too hot to go outside!
I wish I didn't get such BAD headaches! :-[
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Granted but now you don't talk to me anymore because you aren't complaining ;-)
I wish I had a working Mac desktop computer
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Granted but it has Windows installed on it
I wish I had a burnt out MV ballast :)
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Granted, useful for paper weight....can't be used to light a lamp
I wish Joe knew that it was impossible to have Windows installed in a Mac WITHOUT Mac Operating System AND Bootcamp software!
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Hey I have a 1500w MH ballast if anybody might want it.
Joe now does know about the Mac thing and he tried it and broke his computer.
I wish they could make CFL's without mercury.
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Granted but then nobody liked them because they didn't last long.
I wish my computer was fixed. ;)
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Granted, but it's slower now then it was before
I wish Brian and Jace would STOP FIGHTING!
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Granted, but then the corrupt a wish stops.
I wish HID lamps worked normally without the need of a ballast
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Granted! they only last 50 hours and then explode! no matter what type of HID lamp it was
I wish my girlfriend was here!
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Granted; but then you couldnt spend time on here.
I wish the rain would stop for March Break!
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Granted; but then there's too much sun and it gets too hot to go outside.
I wish my router was fixed and stop disconnecting me from the internet.
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Granted but then you have to pay more to get it fixed.
I wish people would make more wishes!
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But then no one will corrupt them for you :D
I wish that we had more space on our server...
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Granted but you will not be able to upload
I Wish i could Cook a Gull. ;D
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Granted, but you couldn't find one and had to use a pigeon.
I wish I could upload!
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Granted but then you run out of space.
I wish I had a OV-50.
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Granted.....but the ballast caught on fire because it was burnt out in the first place.
I wish I was working on the website to fix the upload problem...
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Granted but you would miss your next shift since you spent all your time working on the website.
I wish I had a working record player...
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Granted,but it skips and repeats over and over again...
I Wish Jace would stop Using the bathroom on Fixtures.
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Granted, but then he and all his cousins are going to use yours.
Sombody post me an Android.........
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Granted from someone else, but Jace will not post his Android...Try emailing Jace...
I wish Sean would stop bugging me about the Android he has.
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Granted! he keeps bugging you about all your lamps!
I wish I could sleep!
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Granted but Jace will have nobody to talk to.
I wish I was talking to someone as I rest overnight.
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Granted, but you got nothing to say other than Mine! Mine! Mine!
Happy Fathers day to all those who are fathers, and for all those who still have fathers wish them a happy fathers day.
Seagull you can't corrupt this one.
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(thats a hard one) Granted, the fathers are not happy for working hard for the familly
i wish i had 50 more Lifeguard mercs working perfectly
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Granted, But you dropped the case and smashed them all releasing all that mercury and leaving you with none.
I wish I could get on of the Form 400 Power Packs Before they all fall over (at a local mall)
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Granted, you got it on your hands, but as soon as you walked to get home...you dropped one...and they won't give you others....
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Granted: but you didn`t wish for any thing!
I wish I had a 327!
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Granted, you own it, but you need to fly to the USA, and carry that heavy thing all the way back to Canada....and can't bring it on the plane..
I wish I made a wish earlier...
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Granted.....but you will be Sucked into a Black Hole Now.
I Wish i had One Streetlight...
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Granted: But you drop it on your foot leaving you with out a light and a broken foot.
I wish that gull would let us count in peace!
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Granted, but then there would be nobody to fix problems when the server falls over.
I want LED modules that retrofit HPS lamps, but are white, really last 100k hours, are cheap and look like a coated lamp.
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Granted but there absolute crap like all LED street lights ::)
I wish the NEMA labels on the cobra heads I just got where correct insed of saying 400 watts but turning out to be 250 ::)
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Granted but only the ballast was the correct wattage and you overdrove your 250w lamps by running them on a 400w ballast,
I wish that form109 had a working form109 light :D
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Granted....but i don't Work
I Wish I Had Unlimited Supply of Cocoa Puffs and Frosted Flakes. ;D
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Granted but they're all moldy :P
I wish I had a couple of 6' truss arms
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Granted...but they are Broken and Can't Hold any Fixture's Weight. :P
I Wish Jace would Fly to Texas.
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Granted but then he got caught stealing a light by you :D
I wish more people would post here...
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Granted, but they only post vapid insipid requests!
I wish I could have an afternoon at the Bisasar road depot, and no security guard to look at the van when I drive out loaded down.
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Granted the FBI came after you instead and tasered your lamps!
I wish the new 250W Hps streetlights here were CHM or induction
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Granted, but they put in cheap chinese lamps that had a short life and blew up at eol .
I wish that some manufacturer would make a LED lamp that actually lasted 100k hours and was affordable.
BTW, the FBI has left the country, they did so right after the USA lost at soccer. BTW the stadium lights still work and look nice at night, almost all the arch lighting is LED.
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Granted, but it's even less efficient than the ones made now.
I wish I had a new tape deck/recorder....
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Granted, but it only uses QIC80 tapes.
I wish there were more hours in a day at times when I was not at work.
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Granted but then you get paid less...
I wish the other members would post here.
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Granted, but most of the posts are by spammers........
I wish I could get some of the old fittings from the death like grip of the metro.
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Granted but may not be correctly granted since I don't understand your wish.
I wish I understood Sean's wish!
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Metro has a policy of scrapping old fixtures, and the crews are required to bring them in, no exceptions.
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Metro has a policy of scrapping old fixtures, and the crews are required to bring them in, no exceptions.
SEAN! you ruined the game...wheres the wish and the grant?! ???
I wish Sean didn't mess up the game!
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Granted, but then you have nothing to complain about :P
I wish the MTO would start installing sign lighting fixtures again.
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Granted, but then they would cause so much glare off the reflective signs people couldn't see the signs!
I wish street lighting work would go faster so I could get more lights faster!
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Granted but then you would have no leisure time to go on the web and to this site.
I could have inlined the explanation, but then the comment from the Gull would have been rather odd.
I wish I could find a box or two of NOS blackenders going for free.
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Granted, the Gull gives you the two boxes that held the NOS blackender Philips BLB F15T8 lamps...you received the boxes for free (but there's nothing in the boxes though, you wished for the boxes!)
I wish GoL was NOT as popular as it is now!
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Granted but then there will be less posts and uploads/day
I wish I had a new turntable cartridge.
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Granted, but it is a Rochelle quartz unit with a non replaceable blunt needle when you were expecting moving coil or moving magnet.
I can only get a Stanton DJ stylus and cartridge, nothing else really available ( used for DJ work) so have had to change headshell to accept this.
Seagull, I said a box or two of lamps, not a box or two from lamps - seagull needs to go back to school to learn English language.
Seevoel moet n bietjie leer hoe om to lees, nie net praat sonder die brein om mee te dink nie! Who knows? Google translate may handle that, or ask one of the Dutch members for a translation. Haikona umfaan!
I wish there were more positive comments on all our postings.
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Granted, but it is a Rochelle quartz unit with a non replaceable blunt needle when you were expecting moving coil or moving magnet.
Well one things for sure that thing is definitely off limits to my records :P
I wish there were more positive comments on all our postings.
Granted but then this game wouldn't be fun anymore,
I wish someone would give a idea of what to wish for.
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Granted, wish for another wish. You just can't pick it if someone else does.
I wish I had more room for my lights
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Granted but the payment of the extra room is 100 dollars per square feet!
I wish I could get a better iPod..
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Granted, but the DRM locks you to a single WiFi hotspot only.
I wish I could get rid of the HPS lamps across the road, they are very glary.
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Granted but they install even brighter MH lamps in their place.
I wish I could get a working F48 powergroove
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Granted, but it is a lamp that is coloured HPS yellow, and suffers from Alto disease within 3 months.
I could live with glary white light, the yellow is not nice for the trees in the park, they also want to sleep at night.
I wish I could meet other collectors in person.
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Granted, But it it will be a long drive from where ever you are to Rhode Island........
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Even with the little matter of the Atlantic in the way..............
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Even with the little matter of the Atlantic in the way..............
In that case plane ride
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There is the little matter of the TSA and I like to have dinner and a drink before I do that style of touching..............
What do you wish for?
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I wish I had more room for my lights
:)
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Granted, but the basement that you get is damp.
I wish I can find some nice lights for free.
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Granted, but there smashed and not repairable
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Granted but then you didn't make a wish
I wish streetlight98 would make a wish
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Granted, but I wished to myself ;D
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Granted, granted, granted, granted, granted!!!
(UH OH STUCK IN A Infinite loop!!!)
I wish this Infinite Loop would be broken!
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Granted but then SYSTEM ERROR: CANNOT RESTART WISH CONTROLLER
I wish I knew how to fix the system error...
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Granted, but you can't becauseyour computer just crashed.
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KERNEL PANIC - cannot save dump
Leads to
Guru Mediation Error
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ERROR, last two members did not make a wish, can not grant. System LOCKUP!
I wish some people would play the game right sand not CAUSE an error!!!
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Granted, but now you can only update by using a text based browser, from your phone............
I wish all members a happy new year.
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Granted, but not everyone was happy, because the ball from Time Square was LED Based...
I wish this was 1983
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Granted, but you were a baby and were wearing a polyester jumpsuit and had cheesy glasses on.......
I wish it would stop raining EVERY day and EVERY night like it has for the last 3 weeks.
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Granted but now it is snowing in Africa because rain had to go some place so it trade places with a place that snows all the time!
I wish Sean knew I only lived in 1983 for only 3 months and was way too young to wear glasses!
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Granted, but you were in your crib and your aunt put them on you................. You were too young to remember!
The rain stopped for now, but expected back later the week. No snow, unless I travel for 3 hours to the mountains from the sea, where there is still a little snow on the highest peaks, but I will need a 4WD to travel the last bit up Sani Pass to the highest pub in the world.
I wish postal rates to the rest of the world were much cheaper.
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Granted but then the postal workers would be gulls with mail strapped to their legs.
I wish that we had a sign discussion board.
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Granted, it just won't be ready for 10 years.
I wish ALTO lamps didn't exist.
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Granted but then the full mercury lamps got banned because of their mercury content.
I wish we were 10 years into the future :P
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Granted, but all your knowledge and experience will be outdated, and you will be regarded as a form of Luddite and looked on as " Tech Challenged ", and will have to be re-educated.
I was going to reply to the sign discussion board, but GOL went offline before the post was posted..... First a 504 then gone from DNS. ;(
I wish I could remember what I was wishing for.......
I was going to say that internet via bird is possible look at RFC 2549.
I wish that somebody wanted to swap lamps with me......
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Cannot grant wish.....please try again ;D
I wish the game would start, and this would become popular again.
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Uh-Oh.....Cannot grant wish.......... :)
I wish the game would start again, and it was popular again. ;)
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GRANTED, But this topic is now LOCKED!
I wish someone would move to a new topic right here! (http://www.galleryoflights.org/mb/index.php?topic=460.0)